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John S

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I just love conspiracy theories, from Moon landing deniers to flat earthers, from our shape-changing lizard overlords to the US government involvement in the 9/11 attacks (most of which can be seen on YouTube). 

If I'm ever bored and need a good laugh, I go onto YT and watch a few flat Earth vids and wonder to myself, are these people allowed out in public unsupervised? Are they able to tie their shoelaces on the first attempt? Are they even potty-trained?

Now one of my favourite conspiracy theorists, David Icke, prime supporter of the shape-changing overlord theory (and possible son of God), has had his account terminated from Twitter for claiming that 5G is responsible for Covid-19 and that part of the Jewish community also had a hand in its' spread. 

So, what are your favourite conspiracy theories? Did Stanley Kubrick fake the Moon landing? Is there a hanging body in the film The Wizard of Oz? Is Lady Gaga a witch? Are we living in a matrix?

 

John S

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Jimmy Saville was a wizard.

Hitler escaped and lived in Argentina after the war.

 

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Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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A wizard at using his notoriety to get girls (wouldnt most people do the same ,how many on here insisted on seeing birth certificates before sex?)

The trouble with conspiracy theories is they are just as hard to disprove than prove in most cases ,is there irrefutable evidence hitler didnt live in argentina?where did the remains found at the bunker go ? If they are stored no DNA evidence 'proving' they are hitlers from his family?

Wasnt ufo's just conspiracy ? Wasnt this new world order conspiracy? The harder you look......

Perhaps the first person with corona to leave china was jewish ?

I think most politicions wernt born on this planet ,they have no idea how life outside their arena seems to work! What next expenses to clean out their moat?

Governments and big business have been fooling the populati on for hundreds of years to get their agendas across i doubt they will stop now ,beko said their products were fine ,ford said their cars were fine ,volkswagen fooled the mot ,plenty of conspiracies going on!

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Just found the videos for the first two.

Here's another fun yarn if anyone fancies it:

 

Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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WhaaT ! You have to watch videos aswell ,isnt conspiracies enough without video supporting/ dismissing it !

Hmmm going by just the picture (no i dont need video to support / dismiss stuff) it looks like the house in the end series of Lost !

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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12 hours ago, chesters1 said:

The trouble with conspiracy theories is they are just as hard to disprove than prove in most cases

They are unfalsifiable claims. It is not up to us to disprove them. The burden of proof lies with those making the claim. I'd pack all conspiracy theorists off to Novaya Zemlya to work in the zinc and lead mines.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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4 hours ago, *Ant* said:

Love conspiracy theorys. Some are worthy of study, many others are just wacky, but mostly they are fun. :)

Yeah well you won’t be laughing if you go sailing across the Pacific and fall off the edge, we will! ?

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50 minutes ago, corydoras said:

They are unfalsifiable claims. It is not up to us to disprove them. The burden of proof lies with those making the claim. I'd pack all conspiracy theorists off to Novaya Zemlya to work in the zinc and lead mines.

If ofcourse those places exist,sonyou claim beko didnt conspire to hide its knowledge of faulty appliences? Volkswagen didnt conspire to fiddle emissions ? Not all conspiracies are about fake moon landings or UFOs.

Conspiracies are going on all the time 

Edited by chesters1

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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There are some proper wuckfits out there. Hans Wormhat who thinks that koalas are CGI. To me those kind of people are superfluous. We do not need them sharing our atmosphere.
 

 

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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