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To get away from that election....

Flat Earth and gravity! Apparently, not only are we living on a flat Earth, but there is no such thing as gravity. Instead, we are accelerating upwards making it seem that things fall. Throw something up in the air, and the Earth accelerates upwards to meet it. Simples :)  Except, by now we should be travelling many thousands of times faster than the speed of light. And it doesn't explain why, if you drop a metal ball and a feather, the Earth accelerates to meet them at different speeds.

Also, space does not exist because that is just a stupid concept. How can we have an atmosphere next to a vacuum? Surely the vacuum would suck up all our atmosphere! Instead, there is a dome covering our flat Earth keeping our atmosphere in.

I will continue in another post about how the Sun and Moon are really close to us, and how the Moon is in fact a torch. Also, Sunlight is warm, and Moonlight is cold....

Yes, some people really do believe the above.

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And the fires in California were caused by Jewish Space Lasers.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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On 1/8/2021 at 10:25 PM, corydoras said:

Ken. Who called out the National Guard?

Well I don't understand why they called in the National Guard (National Guard, the National Guard)

I think Uncle Sam is the one who belongs in the exercise yard (exercise yard, the exercise yard)

Couldn’t resist. ?

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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I know, ummmm, most on here are above it, but I read this article a while back, really quite interesting along with a few linked to it.

But then again, blaming YouTube for the rise in conspiracy theorists could be a conspiracy theory in which case I would just say, in the immortal words of Black Adder, “Oh Bum!”

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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I have a theory light bulbs push light away when you switch them on ,look behind the wardrobe or open the curtains and you see it hiding

 BUT flourescent tubes suck light out of a room ,after a few years the tubes have sucked so much dark it collects in the ends of the tubes and you have to buy empty ones and start again.

See proof is easy for conspiracy theories

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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""""""Where wouldst thee have me go for an unbiased news feed? I always have room for another bookmark.""""""

 

CORY,

turning this into a positive is tough.  For a long time I've been meaning to post this "suggestion"

With The Associated Press I find close to zero opinion bias and reasonably clear news journalism. 

Wall Street Journal - (financial news) [plenty of opinions but about equal Amount of black space to all sides]

Reuters

Nothing more than I like them and feel as though what I read is unbiased NEWS and the news they publish is trustworthy

Phone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

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4 hours ago, John S said:

To get away from that election....

Flat Earth and gravity! Apparently, not only are we living on a flat Earth, but there is no such thing as gravity. Instead, we are accelerating upwards making it seem that things fall. Throw something up in the air, and the Earth accelerates upwards to meet it. Simples :)  Except, by now we should be travelling many thousands of times faster than the speed of light. And it doesn't explain why, if you drop a metal ball and a feather, the Earth accelerates to meet them at different speeds.

Also, space does not exist because that is just a stupid concept. How can we have an atmosphere next to a vacuum? Surely the vacuum would suck up all our atmosphere! Instead, there is a dome covering our flat Earth keeping our atmosphere in.

I will continue in another post about how the Sun and Moon are really close to us, and how the Moon is in fact a torch. Also, Sunlight is warm, and Moonlight is cold....

Yes, some people really do believe the above.

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Well derrr....obviously all that is true. Come on John get with the game fella. 

 

 

Eat right, stay fit, die anyway.

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Just a cotton picking moment why isnt gb in the middle where the baby jesus put us?

And i think its upside down or were seeing the back side? It must have a back side its flat!

Talking of jesus was joseph the thickest guy on the planet

"Hey mary your getting a bit fat"

" i'm up the duff joseph!"

"Err i haven't boned you yet mary i was waiting until your tenth birthday! are you sure"

"Yes completely sure the crone in the next hut confirmed it"

" grr whos the bastard that did it ,i"l kill him"

" it was god!"

" ok " !!!

Then theres this stable nonsense ," have you found us a nice hotel to drop my sprog in joseph" ?

"Na got a stable full of animals and their ****"

" **** that i'm going back to mum ,stick your ring where the sun dont shine"!

"No wait i got some blokes i'v never seen before popping over ,they'l give you stuff if you stay "

"Ok "!!!

 

Can you see that happening in real life? And then the offspring buggers off for 30 years ,not a word ,no post cards nothing ,makes it !ook like hes buggered off to his real dads family ,whers social services here? And where did a mere carpenter who couldnt even treat his pregnant wife to a 2 shekel hotel room afford to bribe herod to kill all the other children so "his' kid could learn to ride the only donkey out of town the next morning to get shot of him?

Then he turns up out of the blue ordering fishermen about ,beating up money lenders and touching people then mouthing off in the street my dad this, my dad that ! And his catering skills were non existant 5 fricking loaves and two fish from some unknown boy caterer to feed 5000 there would have been a riot! And a visit from the health department about the lack of  colour coded chopping boards! ,no wonder the Romans get cross (and give it to him)

I smell a conspiracy here! Its as if the church was making stuff up so they can boss people about and get money to build nice gaffs and get fat off the back of the poor for a couple of thousand years ! Hmmmm

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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10 hours ago, Phone said:

""""""Where wouldst thee have me go for an unbiased news feed? I always have room for another bookmark.""""""

 

CORY,

turning this into a positive is tough.  For a long time I've been meaning to post this "suggestion"

With The Associated Press I find close to zero opinion bias and reasonably clear news journalism. 

Wall Street Journal - (financial news) [plenty of opinions but about equal Amount of black space to all sides]

Reuters

Nothing more than I like them and feel as though what I read is unbiased NEWS and the news they publish is trustworthy

Phone

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

I have AP and Reuters on my bookmarks. When I worked with big banks we had reuters news feeds on our desktops.

I was wondering where Ken went.

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The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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