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5 hours ago, chesters1 said:

Just a cotton picking moment why isnt gb in the middle where the baby jesus put us?

And i think its upside down or were seeing the back side? It must have a back side its flat!

Talking of jesus was joseph the thickest guy on the planet

"Hey mary your getting a bit fat"

" i'm up the duff joseph!"

"Err i haven't boned you yet mary i was waiting until your tenth birthday! are you sure"

"Yes completely sure the crone in the next hut confirmed it"

" grr whos the bastard that did it ,i"l kill him"

" it was god!"

" ok " !!!

Then theres this stable nonsense ," have you found us a nice hotel to drop my sprog in joseph" ?

"Na got a stable full of animals and their ****"

" **** that i'm going back to mum ,stick your ring where the sun dont shine"!

"No wait i got some blokes i'v never seen before popping over ,they'l give you stuff if you stay "

"Ok "!!!

 

Can you see that happening in real life? And then the offspring buggers off for 30 years ,not a word ,no post cards nothing ,makes it !ook like hes buggered off to his real dads family ,whers social services here? And where did a mere carpenter who couldnt even treat his pregnant wife to a 2 shekel hotel room afford to bribe herod to kill all the other children so "his' kid could learn to ride the only donkey out of town the next morning to get shot of him?

Then he turns up out of the blue ordering fishermen about ,beating up money lenders and touching people then mouthing off in the street my dad this, my dad that ! And his catering skills were non existant 5 fricking loaves and two fish from some unknown boy caterer to feed 5000 there would have been a riot! And a visit from the health department about the lack of  colour coded chopping boards! ,no wonder the Romans get cross (and give it to him)

I smell a conspiracy here! Its as if the church was making stuff up so they can boss people about and get money to build nice gaffs and get fat off the back of the poor for a couple of thousand years ! Hmmmm

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I went for an interview for associated press once ,bit of a dead end job ,its sole function was to tear off bit of paper from a teletype  machine and take it to the desks that handle it.

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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1 minute ago, chesters1 said:

I went for an interview for associated press once ,bit of a dead end job ,its sole function was to tear off bit of paper from a teletype  machine and take it to the desks that handle it.

"a teletype  machine". Boy, you are showing your age now.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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4 minutes ago, corydoras said:

DNA is fake.
 

 

I knew Miescher was a charleton 

 

3 minutes ago, corydoras said:

"a teletype  machine". Boy, you are showing your age now.

Yes just before fax i think ,pretty old but reliable method of transmitting text through wires onto paper it was in about 1968 ish 

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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15 minutes ago, chesters1 said:

I knew Miescher was a charleton 

 

Yes just before fax i think ,pretty old but reliable method of transmitting text through wires onto paper it was in about 1968 ish 

You know that the fax was invented before the telephone? When I was at sea telex was still used. Unlike a fax telex is secure. You could not "spoof" a telex machine.Easy to send you a fax from a different address than you expect it to come from.

TELEX is not quite dead yet.
https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/12874219.telex-and-telegrams-are-still-big-business-for-dorset-company/

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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Blimey ,but thinking about it do you need much tech to collate headlines with "mother of two sees alien"

Strange you never see father of two ? Gone are the days "busty mother of two" ?

 

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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They are very noteworthy i guess and unusual for reductions hopefully (i didnt read it) they wernt artificially enhanced in the first place !

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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13 minutes ago, chesters1 said:

They are very noteworthy i guess and unusual for reductions hopefully (i didnt read it) they wernt artificially enhanced in the first place !

No, home grown.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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