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chesters1

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8 hours ago, Ken L said:

I tried. I failed.

Got up at a little after 4 with the gear ready and quickly discovered that I had an upset stomach.

 

Unfortunately those types of disorders need taking notice of! Getting caught short isnt a great days fishing.

My advice is if your ever prescribed metformin (for type 2 diabetes) think twice! you get no warning and its gut wrenchingly painful  until the deeds done.I have IBS anyway but metformin is bad for going further afield!

Reminds me of me when i was about 10 i had spent the weekend fishing eating marmite sarnies and drinking pond water .Couldnt afford the bus home so was walking from Keston to burnt ash lane bromley in the rain (a hefty hike) i was wearing a one piece suit (silver ,i got it at a jumble sale bugger knows its original use) with a hood .My stomach started growling more and more and then it got uncomfortable so i looked for somewhere to have a crap ,pains and sweating started so i pushed through a hedge just in time and hurriedly  did the business and pulled the suit back on as i pulled the hood over my head i found to my dismay i had crapped in it .

Not a great day and i had blanked aswell ,had a hell of a time creeping round the back of the house to wash in the toilet bowl in the outside loo took ages none of these modern bathrooms then we had it 'tuff' lol

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

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I remember a chap doing that and he didn't even know!  

I was checking tickets and  he was bivvied up. As I got to his bivvy he was layed out on a bed.  As soon as he moved a cloud of bluebottles and other kinds of flies exploded off him!

Needless to say I didn't want to touch his membership book ?

 

 

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