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6 hours ago, Bubble Float said:

I think a UFO landed near Farnham some 60yrs ago and left one of its occupants behind. 

Bugger knows who that was i was born in london

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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1 hour ago, chesters1 said:

Bugger knows who that was i was born in london

So you've been told, but we all know that fraudulent birth certificates are easy to produce. Surely you must have noticed you're different from all other humans. 

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2 hours ago, Bubble Float said:

So you've been told, but we all know that fraudulent birth certificates are easy to produce. Surely you must have noticed you're different from all other humans. 

Hmm you could be right ,logical ,pleasent ,not show offy enough for a rr dawn so others below me can identify with me  ,humble ,the mrs always finishes first and a thousand other traits mere humans never achieve! did i mention humble?

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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10 hours ago, chesters1 said:

Hmm you could be right ,logical ,pleasent ,not show offy enough for a rr dawn so others below me can identify with me  ,humble ,the mrs always finishes first and a thousand other traits mere humans never achieve! did i mention humble?

Goodness me, you have such admirable traits, 'modest', 'egoless', 'uncomplacent', the list goes on Chesters. Your wife must look upon you as the nearest thing to God and spend every day thanking Planet Zog for leaving you behind. 

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4 hours ago, Bubble Float said:

Goodness me, you have such admirable traits, 'modest', 'egoless', 'uncomplacent', the list goes on Chesters. Your wife must look upon you as the nearest thing to God and spend every day thanking Planet Zog for leaving you behind. 

She sure does ,the prostating has caused 3 knee replacements but being a puny human what do you expect

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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1 hour ago, chesters1 said:

She sure does ,the prostating has caused 3 knee replacements but being a puny human what do you expect

It's probably not the 'prostating' that's caused 3 knee replacements, but the doggy-style antics you two perform at midnight in the middle of Farnham High Street. Next time, take a couple of cushions but don't get caught as the fines now for indecent exposure are pretty high. I suppose her kneeling over your face doesn't help her knees either. 

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