Adolph Hitler was monorchic

[severus 0]

Apparently he lost a 'nad at the Battle of the Somme. As suspected.

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[five bellies 3]

Not only was he Monorchic he also had a B0ll0ck missing!

Edited November 20, 2008 by five bellies

[Ken L 989]

His brother was diorchic but one was very small.

[chesters1 1587]

i heard it was bitten off by a goat but the somme looks better ,obviously he missed his foot then

balls arn't always good this fluffy animals brother had a couple and is now a pie (actually probably several million seeing as its gravy not meat in most pies now),shes destined for a long life the farmer treats them like pets ,her grt grt grt? grannie died at 18 a couple of years ago (well it didnt actually "die" that rarely happens in farming)

 

its grannie (out of shot) was looking expectant for a slice of bread i generally give them when they are down this end of the field ,they also know what lawnmowers are and visit the gardens their being used in ,saves filling the composter to the brim in the summer

the farmers has a herd of them but the siblings and down the line are kept in one field the rest down the far end of the village ,they are descendants of his first cow he bred (the 18 year old one) so get preferential treatment to the rest

Edited November 20, 2008 by chesters1

[Steve Walker 941]

Ah, but is the other in the Albert Hall?

[chesters1 1587]

no probably sainsburies basics :D

its nice to see the old brand cows far to many are black and white ,dexters and herefords are very laid back (except with dogs when they have cow-lets) even the bulls are cool so long as you dont bend down when their doing their "work"

cows can jump ,we used to frighten the one eyed hereford bull an old farmer used to loan to service his cows ,coming up on its blind side could get all four feet at least a foot of the ground it used to give you a cows version of and graze again

Edited November 20, 2008 by chesters1

[Newt 290]

Indeed they can jump - and make some other interesting moves as well.

 

Youtube Video ->

[poledark 50]

I remember watching that on your TV Newt...frightening power of those beasts.

 

 

Any body else remember the old song ?

 

Hitler has only got one ball,

Goering has two, but very small,

Himmler is very similar,

and poor old Goebbals has no balls at all.

 

Den

Edited November 20, 2008 by poledark

[Vagabond 1021]

Any body else remember the old song ?

 

Hitler has only got one ball,

Goering has two, but very small,

Himmler is very similar,

and poor old Goebbals has no balls at all.

 

 

Ah yes,

Sung to the tune of "Colonel Bogey"

I knew a slightly different version that scanned to that tune .

 

"Hitler has only got one ball

and that one, is extremely small.

Himmler, has something sim'lar,

and Goebbals has no balls at all."

 

a good marching tune, and insults re enemy leaders is always good for morale.