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Paul_D

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  1. Tyke, not a bad car you've gone for I'm sure. We used to have a 405 diesel estate....boring old jallopy. Swapped it for a Subaru Forester. Economys is out of the window granted, but the wife is happy, two kids and a Bullmastiff fit in nicely and it's pretty good fun to drive to boot. Only get to drive it a weekends really but it's a great tonic after plodding around in my works Discovery Van (Diesel) all week long......!!

  2. I see the magic in my little Daughters eye when she looks up at the Christmas lights part paid for by the likes of Woolworths. And on Christmas morning. And at the Pantomime. And when she's playing with all her Grandparents, Aunties, Uncles and Cousins over the holiday....etc, etc...I like Christmas.

  3. Thanks for that JohnS, much appreciated. I'll have a scout around next week to find the necessary things to give it a go, but I think I might have had a good idea for the wife on what to buy me this Christmas.

     

    Cheers

  4. European Commission

     

    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for

    improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English." In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c."

     

    Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

     

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

     

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the rem! oval of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

     

    By the 4th yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontain! ing "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

     

    If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

  5. Having now found easily available frames which I think are suitable for mounting home tied flies. Can anybody advise me of the best way (or the way they use) for actually mounting them?

     

    Thanks

  6. I bought the Sundridge Minus Ten two piece suit last Winter which has the sleepskin suit as well. It's certainly very warm and light but does anybody else find that the sleepskin irritates the skin? Not horrendously so so that you can't wear it but enough to be uncomfortable.

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