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  1. Extract from Tony Blair's book! 'I had regularly started jogging out of Downing Street . On each run I happened to jog past a hooker (prostitute) standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension I would brace myself as I approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty Pounds!" she would shout from the kerb. "No way, 50 pence!" I fired back. This ritual between myself and the hooker continued for days. I'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty Pounds!" And I'd yell back "50 pence!" One day, however, my wife Cherie decide
    5 points
  2. Trumpy at Andrews giving his last speech as President, how many people would have predicted that five years ago. He still seems to be casting doubt on the legitimacy of the election despite so many people, not just in his own Country but others including the U.K. telling him to accept the Democratic vote and move on. Only in the USA some say, thank goodness would never happen here. Can anybody imagine having a democratic vote in this Country and a huge chunk of the minority not accepting the result and continuing to contest it and argue about it four years later?
    4 points
  3. An Australian Army Recruit sends home a letter to the family. Dear Mum & Dad, I am well, hope youse are too? Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin’ on the farm - tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don’t hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin’!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not
    4 points
  4. Good program on BBC2 today Chesters, ‘Cornwall, this fishing life,’ I’ve been watching this series along with the earlier one for sometime because it is an academic documentary on small fishing communities over time over seen by The Open University. From the previous year I have formed my own opinion that it is without political bias. Tonight’s episode centred around Newquay as the restrictions placed on the town and fishing fleet by BREXIT start to take a toll. Several of the boats, they are huge great boats, some I would estimate perhaps 6 to 8 metres long and are often so large th
    3 points
  5. Caught plenty from the Thames using small sections of Sardine ,Mackeral but esp Lamprey sections Helps if you prevail with fish chunks for a while first i had a monster on bread today jyst over 8 plus a 6/05 yesterday will see if I can get a video to load on the few hours out today
    3 points
  6. Don’t bite Tigger, this childish pleb has ‘Winding people up on forums’ on his list of interests (what a really sad git he must be ). Just ignore this fool and he might just float away on his bubble and go somewhere else NB: Do we have an ‘ignore’ function on this forum?
    3 points
  7. Pffft! Not for me. "The Horse"
    3 points
  8. You've spent the last five years telling us there are heaps of fish to be caught. Make up your mind.
    3 points
  9. I would back those proposals ,but then i would have since 1960
    2 points
  10. Only if you don’t have a dog or cat called Tiger!
    2 points
  11. Wife used to say "Come & Get It Tiger" - does that count??
    2 points
  12. I’ve become increasingly concerned about the delays and supply of one of the two vaccines approved for use in the EU, after all we ain’t going to be safe until our near neighbours are also inoculated. I thought I would try the odds and phoned Pfizer to speak to someone in authority. I got through after a long wait and asked what would happen if the EU didn’t get supplies of the vaccine. One of the Pfizer Chiefs told me “I predict a riot!”
    2 points
  13. That guy on that acoustic guitar in be background is certainly giving it a bit of stick Keith
    2 points
  14. BF, You are epexegete, amazingly, you are a perpetrator with most obsessive explanations and definitely with an infant attitude. Lets just say you are very smart and have an eccentric character flaw that portrays you as juvenile. I bet you can name the 16 nations whose borders are common with ENGLAND. I have a mild criticism – when you speak to AN members as if we are stupid or not important, your showing an insulting attitude of people because you think that you are better, smarter, or more important than all other people is not welcome. For the most part we are all exper
    2 points
  15. Only in that photograph Chesters, the guy in the picture is Law Enforcement, the Ghost had been terrorising locals fishing a large lake near a old dilapidated stately home until it was lured out by ‘bona fide’ Paranormal Investigators Velma, Fred, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo. In the next photo they pull the head off and reveal it to be the short arsed Butler in disguise.
    2 points
  16. You are right Keith, it's most likely Rabbit again using one of his sleeper accounts. If I was John i'd ban the retard before he gets any more pleasure from winding people up. I blame that prick for the forum being as quiet as it is!
    2 points
  17. Unfortunatly having very swiftly reverted to the rabbit norm everyone else does
    2 points
  18. I think our friend has resurfaced MR Bush
    2 points
  19. That is how you get a Trump.
    2 points
  20. Not at all, after it became public people understood why, whenever he was introduced to a new Secretary he would say, “Hello, you look familiar, have I come across your face before!l
    2 points
  21. Isn't that just a stain on his..............err, reputation.
    2 points
  22. BUT, at the end of the day all conspiracy theorists are just normal people with differing opinions. If you saw this well known QAnon member walking towards you in the street you wouldn’t give a second glance.
    2 points
  23. Hi Ian, My daughter works in a large hospital in Leeds, and has a different view of things than your friends. She usually phones us when she finishes work, last night it was 7-15, she started at 8 in the morning. She rings us for a few reasons, one to check up on me and her mum, and as a bit of stress relief. She can have a bit of a rant to let off a bit of steam to us. She knows we will listen, and can sometimes see things from a different, more distant angle. She doesn't work on the covid front line, or in ICU, but has friends who do, and daily sees the state they are in. She treats c
    2 points
  24. I can see it! trump being dragged out by his feet trying to drag the presidential carpet with him crying its mine its mine i won it lol
    2 points
  25. Drunk & in charge of a Centrepin!!
    2 points
  26. It's not that you are fishing, it's that you are out of your home. Whilst on the bank you might have a heart attack which might entail the fire brigade, the ambulance, a paramedic, even an air ambulance and probably the Police. Stay at home, varnish all your rods and service all your reels. Only six months until the start of the season, if we are lucky!
    2 points
  27. I was on crash duty sitting at the end of the runway in a crash wagon at RNAS Yeovilton in Somerset when the yanks delivered the very first of our naval Phantoms which had been refitted with our British Rolls Royce engines, and we could hear over the intercom the American Pilots who were flying them commenting on how good these British Rolls Royce engines were compared to the ones that they had in their own Phantoms back home in the USA. Keith
    2 points
  28. Chesters1, I too would post - but in my case it would be if I caught ANYTHING AT ALL Phone
    2 points
  29. I haven't posted for a spell but thought i'd post todays results as it's the first time out this year . I had an hours trotting in the snow today, first bit of fishing of 2021. As I drove to the river the car thermometer showed it was 0.5, so only just above freezing. After arriving at the carpark the skies looked a bit iffy and as I started to walk to the river it began to snow, the snow progressed to heavy snow in the form of large flakes. At the river, it looked awful, it was a dirty brown colour and was still up from the previous days snow melting. I had no luck in the first t
    2 points
  30. This year because of this damned pandemic I have had to watch the Sydney fireworks on the telly. Every other year I had to watch them on telly because I don’t live in Sydney.
    2 points
  31. They’ve obviously got word the sh1t is going to hit the fan in four days time and are running for home before the roaming charges increase and they have to pay for medical cover...
    2 points
  32. It is called evolution Phone, many years ago the common red herring was abundant in British waters, although known to be amphibians they remained sea bound as their only predator, the common spotted sense (often abbreviated to common sense) was abundant in every part of The British Isles. Sadly as time passed common sense itself began to be eradicated by an invasive species the Social Media. The Social Media was often invisible but it had an uncanny ability to infect Humans particularly those with a lessened immunity thought to be linked somehow to the common sense. The social media forms
    2 points
  33. Chesters, I take it from your University post that somebody I have set to ignore is mouthing off about the U.K. withdrawing from Erasmus, it is apparent because he is the only person on here I ignore. If the simpleton had bothered to read or watch anything other than gutter press (that, as he repeatedly has said, and you have on multiple occasions reminded him of is lies and assumptions), social media or you tube. Perhaps he would be better off as I told him years ago to consult the House of Commons Library or indeed ANY trustworthy site. Announcing the deal Boris was questioned
    2 points
  34. Merry Christmas to you all. This awful year will soon be over.
    2 points
  35. I just wanted to take a minute to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy, healthy New Year. These days people don't spend much time or thought on sending some personal words to their friends and family...just copying and pasting some random **** and sending it on. So, after all we've been to together this year, I want to thanks you for your friendship and wish you a happy 2018! You are the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for! Best wishes, Helen xx
    2 points
  36. Went to see my GP about my Hemorrhoids last week & she prescribed some Suppositories then asked me to see her in a weeks time. I went back & told her that for what good they did - I might as well have shoved them up my Arse!!
    2 points
  37. My understanding is that it is the Signals which carry a (bacterium I think) which doesn't hurt them but does so to our native crays. So from what you say it probably has the same effect on the Turkish ones.
    1 point
  38. I seem to remember France and Germany impounding lorries loaded with PPE and bound for the UK, so the pot appears to be calling the kettle black. A German dominated Europe where you are expected to carry your papers.... Well, that's certainly a novel idea!
    1 point
  39. BB, As carp slowly became a "sport fish" in the US your story rings true over here also. We only have a very few private carp lakes and the 'BAN" list is as long as your arm. If you think BRITS are clueless you should make a trip - - - no, wait - - I SERIOUSLY doubt your heart could take it Phone
    1 point
  40. Don't tell chesters. Tell the owners of Dartmouth Crab Company. Or they could really take back control and land them in Denmark.
    1 point
  41. Kennet I have a great Video but it’s to big to load here and another pic of a Chub on a mat don’t do it justice Matthew Simmons of old off here had 3 chub over 6 in one evening off the Thames recently
    1 point
  42. Notice the elderly are the guinea pigs for the injections aswell lol Dont let them get away with it ,dont die! I see iran has banned UK and USA versions of the vaccine ,just incase their batches are poison i guess ,i wouldnt put it past them !
    1 point
  43. Another one the sheep are bleating about the European Medical card, fecking useless if you go abroad, no travel operator will advise you, indeed some will not allow you to travel without travel insurance, had that myself with my Daughter, skiing accident in France, gave over her Card, still got a Bill! But come here from abroad, get off the plane needing a heart bypass and there you go. Final rant, you like Germany so much you should have gone by now, get a job with BMW.
    1 point
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