billy5000
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this time i think they should stop hiring crooks
maybe an honest guvner this time!
whoever it is i dont envy his/her job and dont claim to be able to do better but damn i couldnt do worse either!
sg
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he was order`d that while driving he must also wear a blindfold so as not to scare other motorists.
lol:)
i mean what an idiot,he knew he was a danger and still drove and possibly could have knocked over a child etc
send the t@@t back
law in this country is a mockery and they know it well enough to screw thier way here!!
sg
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i saw the hacked sign in the page:)
bored little people who think its some kind of hardship to tap into someone site:)
try something harder and alittle more trying lads this is childsplay so go play in the rec with the rest of your age group:)
i take it my thread was removed by elton/newt?
steve
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ive had one or two of these odd emails,which i add go right into the bin!!
i was looking on ebay for a friend and was supprised to see they had gravestones
they really do sell almost anything:)
billy
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ummmm getting pushed into a corner and nabbing the only means of escape it sounds like to me!!
damn blind legal ass sniffing
watch and see how long it takes for these (terrorist) to suface again cos the police wont have a clue once they are formally realised(if they havnt already)
this country is becoming a total laughing stock cos you dont see them hijacking a usa flight no!!!to risky they will get treated properly!
im not saying all middle eastern people are scum but for christ sake most dont hijack a plane with some fabricated "im in danger" story.
love the idea chesters maybe www.watchjailscumrot.com
im safe in the knowledge that the uk immigration systems are sooooooo good NOT!!!!!
billy
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chesters those bloomin steps are damn steep too:(
damn councils are no better than scum and dogwaste who care little for the communty they are supposed(i mean paid)to improve .
doesnt reputation mean anything these days cos the minority of the councils in the uk suck balls doing the simpliest tasks.
screw em, take them down and bleed em dry:)
the worst offenders are the ones who say they will help the disabled to get votes then do nowt(oops thats all of them then:))
billy
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mel gibson has had clean family man image untill now but as said before (he got drunk and spouted crap )just like the rest of us from time to time:)
i would have said religeon not jews but hey he was drunk.
hes also got enough money to not give a rats ass if his carrer falls:)
sg
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qoute:I thought this thread was about one of our members.
qoute:Dont be so hard on yourself.
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i blame the parents (damn this means me too) you now see why you were locked in your room till you were old enough to obey (it took 11 years)with several escape attempts in his case.
those long trips to your ho;idays you were sick on were 15 minutes of being twirled round blindfolded then let loose in the front garden (never worked that out we said it was devon
we had a pedo 3 doors away to worry about and a police protected ,name changed pukker one too
lol
i did well at escaping hehe:)
thankfully i grew up ok :)jailer:)
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im not gonna comment on the pedos but to say personnnal justice!"!
nail i can do that:)hehe
they are fine but i just lost 5yrs off me!!
:)sg
fair enough mate
i did what most have done and taken my eye off for a second!!
**** happens and it wont be happening again
but that dont make me a bad parent !!
i was at the kitchen window so i was watching until the eldest came in so bad parent i dont feel
but your intitled to say whatever
sg
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the other day me and the family decided to go to east/west wittering to fish
we left at 1am not last night but the night before and arrived to find it was gale force winds:(
well no fish caught and loads of time spent ripping weed off my line the size of small dogs:)
we decided to head back to the car(saab 9000i)and get some sleep as we had planned a day of it fishing and showing the misses some old surfing haunts.
well the sleep was ok considering i was close enough to the wheel it almost became a part of me:)
got up and my hair was a complete explosion of fashion(you know what thats like surly:)plus smelling of makeral.
well the day went ok untill we got home!!
the kids wanted to play with the local neigbours kids so i told them to stay out near the grass(in view of the kitchen window.
well my eldest comes in and whines like they do and as i finished telling her off i look outside and the youngest is gone!!
the neighbours girl was gone and another one (little boy!
well after scouring the area shouting i see a familar bob hair style of my youngest,they were right up the road in the next footpath(across a main road!!)atleast several thousand yards away
i spot them and they spotted me!
the neighbours boy and another ones girl came flying across the road and didnt even look back as my 4yr old bobs across the road without even looking.
fortunalty no boyracers and they all made it home only to find that the reason they wonder`d off was becuase the girl neigb said"lets chase the ice cream man"
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i also got told by her mum who was also out looking that just a day before she had to call the coast guard becuase her girl walked off at te beech!!
what a nightmare and the visions ive been getting of my little one being thrown over a speeding car in front of me.
it took a second and they were 3 roads away and couldnt hear us at all
im lucky my little girl even came back as she was just following to play with them and im lucky she didnt get split up!!
never gonna play with the little sh*t next door were my words as i got them in.
kids hey what fun and fond memories!!!ummmmmmmm
and being a reported 22 pedo`s in this dump i was livid.
holidays eh dont you just love em!!
i had that deep welling feeling and that aint happening again i can tell ya
i mean chase the ice cream man is that clever NO!!!
DAMN KIDS:)
sg
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bloomin religeous types and there dying need for a savior
its superman for crying out loud hes not real like batman:)
:)billy
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damn thing knows who am but wont process my ebay when i click it just loads a blank screen and has a full blue process bar and does nowt
cheers chris
billy
gonna try again
cheers all
sods;)
billy
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is it just me or can anyone else acess there accounts??
damn ebay:)
billy
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sorry ferret i called u elton:)
:)im supprised im even up after 2day but not for long:)
billy
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its probably shouting for a kiss elton wehey your in there and it will be a bonus princess:)
i saw a starling 2day at reading station as i was off on my epic travels(great malvin)nice place,i went to pick a car up then got lost in glouster(whatever the spelling:)what a laugh from great malvin then back to bordon(hants)in a strange motor.saab9000i (old 1989)
right back to the bird ,well while sitting watching people scurry about i noticed this little bird walking up a stopped train,he wonder`d right up and as the train started he ducked slightly behind the square vents you get on the roof.
then he hitched a lift from one end to the other and just as the train was about to pass the end ,he hopped onto the station roof !!!
it looked like he/she was actually playing!!
i figured if he jumped off at the last minute then they must be abit brighter than we give credit or he would stay on and ride out of sight like a nutter on an adrenaline hunt.
its amazing what people dont see 2ft higher than most people ever look up!
if that makes any sense(knackard):)longest drive and a good day
frogs are cool and he looks pretty happy:)keep him:)lol
billy
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huge thats a nasty place to have been injured and i hope the pain eases off mate
but why brake c3po?
sg
sorry bad joke!!
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while cycling 2day and getting totally knackard i did notice atleast 5-6 car flags in the ditches(could make a fortune selling them to footie fans:):)NOT!!
surely its just a matter of time untill these flags fly off :(damn unsightly mess.
and they look just as tacky while on the car.
if men are from mars and women from venus then where the hell are football fanatics from:)(i can name a few)
sorry footie lovers but its just a game remember:)
the monument will have a hair somewhere wrapped i the white cloth , so find one and do! these losers:)
sg
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i get turtles head from time to time hehe
sg:)
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no thats the clingfilm experiment:)
:)or the misses trying to smother me:)hehe
kidding:)
sg
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5ft,6inch
having your knees out isnt too bad:)but im very small framed so i can lay almost flat on my side:)
i like my bath
hanging is not good trust me id take my bath anytime:)
lying on your side is better for not taking in too much water
sg
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try laying in the bath flat as you can on the bottom totally submerged and relax(take a nice unstrained breath before )and think of a happy time or something(get fixed on that and not on the lack of air you have)a daydream state
i got 3mins out of it thus keeping breathing slow and quite:)
good fun too
sg
dont know if it helps snoring but maybe:)
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driving isnt a prob i assure you there as i get great sleep:)most days anyhow:)
i rarly breath through my mouth at all thus using my nose all unless i drive past a sewage plant then its reverse.
something i learnt using breathing techniqes and martial arts etc.and shooting
having to be silent before the kill etc maybe rubbed offf in my sleep
sg
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im as silent as the dead while sleeping:)unlike the otherhalf who snores like a pig:)
my daughter(eldest)is the same as me which at times when she was very small was unnearving:)
my other half mistakes me for dead allot:)she just checks to see if im stone cold instead:)
sg
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my youngest was the lucky one she was limp from being asleep
lucky it wasnt worse but having a volvo is a diamond choice:)
and i was only 2mins from my doorstep:(
i wish i had not gone out now:)bad enough recluse before this:)
sg
just what is the world coming to?
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this is dispicable!!!
these two punk kids need to be electrocuted till they either become dribbling vegtables or worse.
sorry but this is taking the wizz i mean this old guy has lived soo long to be brought down by a couple of kids threatning him for his last penny for fags etc
unfortunatly like many pensioners he was an easy target and this is no fault of his own
kids or not they are murderers who knew what the end result could have been!!
or is this new generation really that thick(zenith excluded):)etc
sorry ive had one of those days excuse my honest harshness and trust me when i say electrocution wasnt my honest answer,my answer is less than worth mentioning(BAD)
find them and cut off the cycle (yes that bit)
STEVE