[If you are really bored at work.....]

This is great, thanks!

[3 Corporate Lessons]

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

 

The man below says: "yes you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

 

"You must work in engineering" says the balloonist. "I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

 

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone."

 

The man below says "you must work in management. "I do" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

 

"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

[Do you play an instrument?]

Hi Babar...

 

I've been playing bass guitar for a little over a year now, but I'm not in a band - it's just to have something else to do besides sitting behind the computer.

[Herd of cows (groaner)]

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."

[Blonde Joke]

There's this blonde who... um...

 

Darn, I forgot.

[Word association]

Rhum rhum rhum your boat, gently down the stream... ?

[MSN]

I don't know any, as I use Microsoft Outlook (not Express), but you might want to check this page out:

 

Free calendar programs on ZDNet

 

Hope this helps...

[Moonwars]

I agree with you, Newt. I think Alan's one of those guys with a big mouth but as soon as he sees a message on-screen that isn't about fishing he has to call someone else for support.

 

Oh and Alan, I'm only 25% Belgian so don't get me started. Where do you live in Holland if I may ask?

[Moonwars]

Hihihi... you're right! Thankfully I know more about fishing than I do about computer.

[work of art in action]

Wow, thanks for the info guys! Actually, the Shimano suits me just fine, it's just that I bought it for three reasons:

1) I thought it looked pretty cool

2) I have Shimano stuff on my bike

3) The salesguy told me it was good

Neither one of which is a valid reason for buying it, that's why I feel I'm still a bit of a sucker when it comes to buying fishing gear. Thanks for the tip though, I'll post a new topic sometime but first I better dig into all the info that's already on here.

[Tarzan.]

*LOL* The squirrel version is even better...

[Joke.]

Maybe too obvious, but how about a fisherman?

[Matt Hayes PC game]

Maybe you should get one of those disgorgers everyone's talking about?

[Moonwars]

*LOL* I love those Joe Cartoon things... You can find them at http://wwww.joecartoon.com

[The End Of My World As We Know It...]

I'm new here, but congratulations anyway! Let's hope it's another angler, else you better throw it back.

[Scams]

That's nothing! A few weeks ago I participated in a poll where they wanted to know if I owned a television, dvd player, stereo, etc. and then they changed the subject and wanted to know when I was planning to go on holiday.

[work of art in action]

What kind of reel are you using exactly if I may ask? I've only been fishing for about a year now and I'm not very knowledgeable about fishing gear I'm afraid. I'm using a Shimano Symetre front drag spinning reel as the guy who sold it to me convinced me it was pretty good. What a sucker am I eh?