FearTheHands
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Just wondering what your local colloquialism for 'toursits' is ?
Here in Dorset the general concensus appears to be 'Grockles'
Must be more insulting terms than that ....?
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Well going from the picture above, if those are his nuts inbetween his legs. Question answered!!
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Has anyone actually managed to catch some fish at Hive Beach or Cogden ??
Have lived here for 3 months now & have caught b**ger all so far!!
To be fair I've not really given it a proper go - am just wondering what species people have managed to catch from there & what is best to target this time of the year ?
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Since when did it cost money to find peelers, dig worms, collect shelfish?
Never has - it does take some effort though.Shyster anyone ?
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Sounds like an old wive's tale to me
Let's see some proof ...
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Only trouble with nice weather particularly on a bank holiday here in Dorset are the bleedin' tourists that come with the weather! demon
Already the coast road is 10 times as busy as normal & I've already seen one accident from someone turning out of a camp site!
Still, BBQ & beers on the beach later so it's not all bad
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quote:adams (our stonemason) great grandad was hanged from the arch next to the conduit for stealing a sheep
I thought you only get community service for that now ?? :confused:
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:cool: Fantastic! Well done Mr. S
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Thanks for the tip on the mark at Abbs MBM
Spent 9 hours there nothing for the first 8 hours demon then 4 doggies in the space of an hour
If nothing else it popped my cherry on my 2 new rods & proved there are still fish in the sea
Will be going back regularly particularly as I've now discovered a free parking spot
[ 25. May 2005, 11:57 PM: Message edited by: FearTheHands ]
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Orifice
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Beef curtains (or maybe I'm just hungry ?)
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Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace (4th film to be released)
Episode 2 - Attack Of The Clones (5th film to be released)
Episode 3 - Revenge Of The Sith (6th film to be released)
Episode 4 - Star Wars A New Hope (1st film to be released)
Episode 5 - Empire Strikes Back (2nd film to be released)
Episode 6 - Revenge Of The Jedi (3rd film to be released)
Being as George Lucas released them in the order above it is safe to assume it's best to watch them in the release order
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tallywhacker
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[ 22. May 2005, 06:38 PM: Message edited by: FearTheHands ]
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On my fishing trip every fish was kept for the pot, but that was the whole intention to 'catch & cook'
I nabbed all the launce for bait tho
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25th April offshore wrecking
21 Ling (9 to 17lb)
aprox
18 mackeral
8 herring
8 sandeels
1 pollack
1 queen scallop
8 on the boat
This was a half day trip
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1. What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo chav?
Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs!
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try
not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint 2 white stripes on the sides.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police
12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.
13. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please
14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
15. What do u call a knife in chaville?
Exhibit A
16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4
17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything!
19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver geezers job innit."
21. Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash
22. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
23. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.
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Too small - wouldn't have even got a spoonful of pate from it!
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Yes a spider crab - managed to hook 2 & I'm certain a claw from a hermit crab as well.
That's all that seemed to be out there until some kids turned up, feathered for an hour & caught at least 4 mackerel
b*^&%rds!!
Think I've about given up on Bexy TBH - need to find somewhere else near me that's worth fishing ...
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To continue the theme of the post topic
Paté anyone ??
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Hope you got my present Elton. Got you the same as last year, only a different colour ...
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A few more pics to add from the river cottage day out kindly supplied by Nick from Summerlands:
Favourite Film Director's
in Non-Fishing Chat
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Ron Jeremy :cool: