rockchick72
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Very funny .
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It obviously hasn't worked in my case because I've probably driven passed it loads of times and not seen it. Or is it just a trait of women drivers?!
[ 09. May 2005, 06:32 PM: Message edited by: rockchick72 ]
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Kiss me Skate ( A musical I know!)
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Funny
Any more?
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Feeling
Erotically
Each
Toe
TOES
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Gawping
At
Zebras
Exercising
LEAP
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Hope your caravan is up to a session with the rockchick!
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Snatcher had forgotten he was no longer in Disneyland and no matter how hard he tried Dumbo still wouldn't fly.
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Muddy
Adventurers
Roaming
Kenya
LION
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what in the world happened to
your bra and panties.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that
you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for
you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with other
members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of inexplicable rug burns on the
forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter,
faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you
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I'm sure we've all had our moments!
HELPDESK LOG...
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
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Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ..."
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....
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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!
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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!
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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer,
but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you.
Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago.
Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
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Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?
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Isn't that part of the marriage vows these days!
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23 October for me
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[ 14. March 2005, 09:19 PM: Message edited by: rockchick72 ]
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I got 9 out of 11 not bad for six in the morning!
This is my first posting hope you all like rockchicks!
Had a great afternoon
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Did the young'un steal your air guitar moves or are you turning him into snatch junior no. 2? x