[its all in the eyes - saint ?]

read story bout do gooder nutter the other day , was either a social worker or child head shrinker.

 

child was being obnoxious and shooting folk with air rifle, do gooder made parents buy brat a new air rifle coz that was supposed source of brats bad behaviour. any way brat loads new air rifle and shoots do gooder.

 

laugh i nearly fell off chair

 

bring back the cane

 

[striking when useing paste]

probably liners not bites if your missing more than you hit edd.

[Scooby time - Four years in the waiting….]

jim's got a toe rag .

 

they are so good our local dealer has sold his garages and bought an x5

[new job]

just heard i start my new job as a flt driver for bocm pauls on the 16th feb

 

[I must be crazy]

thats a summer day up here newt old chum

[Coarse but not quite fish]

is the guy holding it above his tackle wanting a quick vasectomy do you think ?

[Police 999 calls funny but sad]

true class some of those

[A "fishy" joke]

you scare me newt old buddy you truly do

[Bullying at work]

i'd kill for the chance of some overtime

[Lures for smaller species w/o going into debt]

hard plastic soft rubber when will it all end !!!!!

[wire traces for pike]

cheers chaps .

 

spent another unproductive day chucking plastic at non existent pike again, today it was thirlmeres turn.

 

hey ho one day

 

[wire traces for pike]

not a club member i'm just fishing the lakes

[wire traces for pike]

how long should they be ?

 

i'm chucking lures only if that makes a difference

[Anti-spam software]

bearing in mind most of the spam i get originates in america, :mad: also the fact that britain is the only euro country that complies with euro legislation i'm not expecting a big drop in spam :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Modern Day Gallows Philosophy....]

can i borrow £20 paul

[Saddam Captured]

what's the betting he "escapes"

[Mobile phones, in cars]

i drive one handed anyway so wether i'm using my mobile or not i'm "a danger to everyone" am i ?

 

utter sh1te

[Chapmans]

i personally never had anything but excellent service from chapmans and so was very pleased to hear they are reopening for business

[For sale:]

£1251.91 according to my information

[traditional fishing or modern fishing]

each to their own mate really.

 

i prefer using my pole to catch fish some folk like centre pins .

 

either way there's a bloke on one end and hopefully fish on the other

[Computer security info you need - please read]

even i understood his message

[What are you reading]

i'm currently rereading my mickey zucker reichert's.

 

[Fishermen who hunt (shoot)]

newt i only shoot rabbits on our golf driving range and i dont do it to eat them.

[Bedchair]

try and find a bulldog bed chair.

 

heavy but comfy

[Fishermen who hunt (shoot)]

i just shoot vermin .