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i find useing a pellet pump is better & faster
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look on e bay mate or go to a car boot
no point looking on ebay or carboot if i dont now what i am looking for dont want to buy any old crap
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hi peeps looking for a good quality make of telescopic rod for holidays something that will handle double figure carp but not too expensive any ideas ???
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Looks like it m8ty, they take on varying forms usually asking you to click on a website or send them an email. just bin them.
Don't know about your anti virus as I use Zone Alarm and AVG.
Windows defender is good but I also back it up with Adaware and spybot.
Not much will get past zone alarm if configured correctly.
hi steve i have avg pro if you want ill send it to you just let me know at (hoppo43@msn.com)
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Check to see if you have been caught speeding
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Have you lost school photos doesn't matter where come from and what year (except B.C.) and this works have a go!!!!
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the reason why rainbow isnt on telly anymore
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thought this was funny
Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic ****- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky ****/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
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Am I missing something here Hoppo?
looks like the picture is outside next to cool wallpaper click the paper clip just in front of it
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£2 a month is not alot to ask of anyone
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this wallpaper is for those people who don.t live in yorkshire
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Yorkshire? Something about sheep springs to mind here, can't quite put my finger on it though. Don't they speak funny up there?
i think you.ve got yorkshire mixed up with wales thats where they do funny things with sheep & talk funny
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just sold caravan based in east yorkshire some descent puddles out there but i think you starve the fish as they dont seem to grow as big as in the west
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This seems to be working could you make this permanant fixture on this great forum. you lot seem like a good set of people the better ones from yorkshire of course. quite a bit of p##s taking but i,m up for that dont like to see forum that are serious all the time you need a bit of fun.
so thanks for the great welcome.
And we we all know the best people and fishing is in yorkshire don,t we.
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A BIG HELLO TO EVERYONE
hi my name is paul i live in castleford west yorkshire my main hobby is fishing.
i tend to fish the waggler alot for course fish & carp on ponds not rivers.
i do alot of my fishing in the selby area .
thank for having me as a member hope to be here for a long time cheers
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ok boys & girls had a good look around your site i like it but thought you might have had a place where newbies can introduce themselves (ie where there from, what type of fishing they do, there name even)if this place allready exists i am sorry for posting this as i cannot find it .seen this in place on other sites & it works well so what do you think boys & girls
The maze
in Non-Fishing Chat
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turn your sound up when you try this
http://winterrowd.com/maze.swf