Thought this appropriate considering your weather

[Clifftop]

One winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the

radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We

are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must

park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so

the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

 

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the

radio announcer said "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of

snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side

of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good

wife went out and moved her car again.

 

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the

radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of

snow today. You must park..." Then the electric power went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her

face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side

of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

 

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men

who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,

"Why don't you just leave it in the garage?"

 

Cheers Fred

[merlino bill]

One winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the

radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We

are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must

park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so

the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

 

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the

radio announcer said "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of

snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side

of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good

wife went out and moved her car again.

 

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the

radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of

snow today. You must park..." Then the electric power went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her

face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side

of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

 

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men

who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,

"Why don't you just leave it in the garage?"

 

Cheers Fred

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