[smoked mackerel]

where do penguins come from ?

[smoked mackerel]

hi,

 

i smoke mackerel by first salting the fillets down in dry salt, then soaking overnight with a change of water to remove the excess salt, usually with sucess. the last load i smoked i froze on an open tray, as usual. i went to bag them up & found several had exploded from the inside, is this salt crystalisation or aliens ?

can salt crystalise at sub zero temperatures ? should i eat these fish or take off & nuke the whole site from orbit, i'm told this is the only way to be sure

[Word Use - help me out here]

it regularly gets used these days, better than some f### or c### words i spose.

 

if i have just banged me thumb & children are present, i use the word bloomin instead.

 

my kids delight in the proper use of the word ( when something is actually covered in blood ) to see if they can get away with it.

 

as george washington once said "for the times they are a changing"

['Click Here If You Want A Picture Next To Your Name]

hi gray,

 

i think i have just mailed you either a pic of a badger or a can of beer & a mackerel, not sure, computer scary place, the badger would b preferable

 

cheers

ziggy

[green party]

hope its better then a burton bradstock, just fished there, cauterised my finger with a high inertia cast, lost me rig on a reef then me daughter fell in the sea so didnt get the chance to go kick the so called angler who kicked a dog fish back, next time, & its best served cold !

[green party]

whats a whitby, is it like white bait ?

do they take hard back crabs ?

[green party]

also rabid vegans are nice with a dill sauce

[green party]

thanks spasor,

 

i see your point, i did explain to the greens that no anglers hunt fish to exhaustion & then rip them apart with packs of dogs but this may be falling apon blind eyes, tell me more of peta, i have come across this name before

[muslin / finger bandage.]

i liked the finger tortoise, i think it involved an egg box, but that is streching the memory back to about 1972 or something

[green party]

nice one, did notice the error, but compensated 4 it, used to drink scrumpy but after seeing the new carving of zyder man on wells cathedral i gave it up.

 

not uptight

 

will keep trying with hard crabs too, im a believer

[green party]

thanks klienboet,

 

dont trust em either, will post response if i get one

[green party]

sorry, postings !

[green party]

winter,

 

i might b livin in somerset but contrary to popular belief we dont all live in mud huts & drink cider, however i do repair a lot of mud huts & many other listed buildings & churches.

 

luv ya posings

 

zigger

[green party]

i ave asked them for their policy on commercial fishing, they ave been strangely silent since

[green party]

somewhere on one of these threads i found a link to a site that lead me to believe the green party were trying to ban fishing in the uk.

 

after a very long e-mail to the party trying to put them right i received a reply saying

 

Hi, we have no intention of banning fishing.

 

????????????

 

have i been mislead?

[starting a pressur group.]

i like pouting, but try not to do it in public

[crabs as bait]

that'll be anglespeak for a smoothound, first time i saw it i thought someone couldnt spell sprat, but then i realised sprats dont grow to 7lb & give a good fight

[pouting]

havn't had any poor cod recently either jim, had a nice doggie though

[pouting]

bucket might work off a boat, might give em a chance to swim down before the gulls grab em. weymouth angling centre do a small battery powered airator for buckets, saw a pier angler using one last week. i will get one soon as ive paid me tax bill !

[pouting]

i've never managed to put one back off a boat either, they just dont come up very well. on the beach we let them recover in a bucket of water for about 10 mins, if thrown straight back in they just get washed up dead

[pouting]

i have not caught a pouting for months, where have they all gone ?!! ( i fish lyme bay )

[F.A.O. Jim Roper + the 'Usual Suspects']

can u feather with swans or will the queen get upset ?

[muslin / finger bandage.]

try thait dissolving stuff that course fishermen use, u never know they could b right !

[fishing in dorset]

West bay is a bit difficult to fish due to the habour improvement works(have a look at the west bay sea angling website) many good marks eastwards along the chsil,cogden beach is less crowded than bexingto, abbotsbury is good. westwards there is eype (bit snaggy, bull huss at east end) & seatown, only prob there is the car park closing at 8pm at the moment, usually good fishing in july

[stoped smoking eh]

hang on in there, u feel better in the morning, just think of an extra £4.50 a day u can spend on tackle