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    Hope this doesn't give you a haddock

    in Coarse Fishing

    Posted

    A work in progress. Any suggestions?

     

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    I was sitting by a creepy section of river, St. Urgeons Church opposite, when a baliff came up to me.

     

    He said: "Water you doing here m'lad?"

    I said: "I flouder nice spot"

    He said: "Can I take your name please", whiting in his pad

    I said: "My name is Rod"

    He said: "Reel-y?"

    I said: "No, I'm Line"

    He said: "You maggot!"

    I said : "Sorry, that was carppy thing to say"

    He said: "Don't try and worm yourself out of it"

    I said: "Come on, let me off the hook"

    He said: "Don't bank on it"

    I said: "Lemme just caster bait in over there"

    He said: "Perch your rod on that rest sonny, this is a private fishery"

    I said: "But nobody comes here - its where they filmed the Blair Fish Project"

    "I'll give you a tip" he said, quivering. "Get outta this plaice!!"

     

    Just then I woke up with great sigh of relief. It was only a bream.

     

    Fin

     

    :)

    Lesson learnt

    in Coarse Fishing

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    Same happened to me pretty much. Nobody was catching - I think I saw 1 carp and 1 pike caught all night & day. Towards the end of the day I started feeding in a constant stream of maggots and fishing somewhere between bottom and half depth. I caught a roach on virtually every cast. Nothing big, but it felt nice to actually be catching something when nobody else was.

     

    PS: How nice was that sun when it finally arrived!

    Cant get 'em!!!!!!!

    in Coarse Fishing

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    I'm targeting perch this weekend, and have been told that a twitched lobworm near features such as reeds & drop-offs should prove irresistible to the perch.

     

    I was going to use a couple of swan shot and move it around until I find a shoal, but would I be better off with the float?

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