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I was sitting by a creepy section of river, St. Urgeons Church opposite, when a baliff came up to me.
He said: "Water you doing here m'lad?"
I said: "I flouder nice spot"
He said: "Can I take your name please", whiting in his pad
I said: "My name is Rod"
He said: "Reel-y?"
I said: "No, I'm Line"
He said: "You maggot!"
I said : "Sorry, that was carppy thing to say"
He said: "Don't try and worm yourself out of it"
I said: "Come on, let me off the hook"
He said: "Don't bank on it"
I said: "Lemme just caster bait in over there"
He said: "Perch your rod on that rest sonny, this is a private fishery"
I said: "But nobody comes here - its where they filmed the Blair Fish Project"
"I'll give you a tip" he said, quivering. "Get outta this plaice!!"
Just then I woke up with great sigh of relief. It was only a bream.
Fin