[CAPTION COMPETITION WINNER]

1 eminent fisherman swears by the burger diet 2 eminent fisherman tries to blow head off with finger

[FAO Kendo re Chester Zoo]

cheers Kendo will do Im as excited as the kids

[more doom & gloom]

You are correct Orca they are chalk cliffs .Dont think the residents of Dover would agree with you on the first point

[A lady in a pub]

that was absolutey tasteless

[FAO Kendo re Chester Zoo]

kendo:

just emailed him,beat me to it.

didnt get any e mail

[Should we have a close season?]

Have a nice rest Paul

[Have a laugh]

[Ambulance bill]

chesters just looked it up **** is defined as a stupid incompetent man amongst other things sounds about right for the offender

[Weighing slings ?]

GlennB:

Is there any good reason why a commercial weighing sling is any better than a decent carrier bag (for smaller fish that is! roach/perch/chub etc)?

Would have thought the plastic would be nice and fish-friendly ....

make sure its a Netto bag if youre a tacckle tart theyre so in

[Why men are happy - read and weep girls!]

[FAO Kendo re Chester Zoo]

Going tomorrow do you need any more monkeys I am bringing 2 with me

[So can you kill a burglar in your house]

must have got the idea off The Prisoner

[rivers under pressure]

Bit of a coincidence, today I was explaining where clouds and rain came from to my 5 year old grandaughter after 10 mins explaining and a drawing she said I have done that at school its called the rain cycle and they pump water out of the ground and mess the rivers up and theres no ponds for the fish.I was pleasantly surprised that kids are taught this at their age :cool:

[13 weeks today.]

Good stuff John take it nice and steady

[Short Story]

[How long can you last?]

Sod that

[dont forget]

when

[FAO Kendo re Chester Zoo]

thanks again Ian wll get my java checked out

[FAO Kendo re Chester Zoo]

Thanks Kendo and Ian . clicked on the link and still no numbers next to the pricelist wonder if its my PC :confused:

[FAO Kendo re Chester Zoo]

Kendo can you tell me the admission charges for the Zoo ,been on their website but the prices are,nt shown thanks ....Rob

[Test Post For terryinspain]

nuts

[My/Our Anniversary]

Nice one Norrie and Shiona good to see in this day and age :cool:

[New game - Very hard!!]

Reely odd dangly stuff, SPOT

 

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[What dog are you?]

samoyed bet John S is ssooo envious

[11/02/05 playlist]

ben88:

"i am a viking" cheesy as a quality stilton but brilliant.

 

how about Sepultura-propaganda          

Is that a disease