five bellies
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Two terrorist parents are sitting in a Gaza bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat's milk.
It's a clear winter day and the warmth of the bar and the drinks brings out the best in them.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through family pictures.
Soon he starts reminiscing.
"This is my handsome oldest son, Mohammed ... he's a martyr."
"This is my wonderful second son, Ahmet. He too is a martyr."
"This is my beautiful daughter, Fatimah. She is also a martyr."
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second terrorist says wistfully,
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
[ 28. July 2005, 09:10 PM: Message edited by: five bellies ]
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Yep, thats dead alright.
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Thats true makes them shiney as well.allso Borax flux works well, makes the lead flow a lot easier
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Get an old pessure cooker pan they are well made and tough as old boots/propane defanatly the best/
mind the fumes theres more than one way to get lead piosoning.And last but not least, the Smallest droplet of miosture hitting moulten lead will empty the pot upwards, so good idea not to sweat over the pot Get a gemmini set for your moulds not the cheapist but good.
[ 28. July 2005, 02:33 PM: Message edited by: five bellies ]
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Poledark,
probably(sp?)The F&E header tank, Just a lift of cover. Did not risk dangling his nudger in the tank
as fernox burns a bit
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A young lady goes to see her GP as she has noticed
two mysterious black circles on her inner thighs.
After spending several embarassing minutes on a couch with her legs akimbo the GP proclaims from between her legs.
"I think I know what the problem is!"
"What?" Says the young women.
"Do you date A gypsie?" Asked the GP.
"well in actaul fact I do" Said the young women "why?"
"Well you might Like to tell him his earings arnt gold" Replied the doctor
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OH Sorry folks forrgot to mention Its a chest freezer.
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20 grams is that dangerous ? have just taken that dose on Newts advicceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is there a doctor in the house? Quick
[ 28. July 2005, 12:37 AM: Message edited by: five bellies ]
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why is it so bl##dy awkward to get a company to quote a delivery time all you seem to get from them is we can deliver between 0900-1200 or between 1200- 1800 dont transport managers plan routes any more. And to make matters worse after sitting in all day waiting for them, you find a piece of paper on your door mat telling you,that you were not in. please arrange a new dilivery date.
And and to top it all you have paid for the privalidge(sp?)of these ninja covert delivery men to wind you up plus taken a days holiday :mad: :mad: :mad:
[ 28. July 2005, 12:19 AM: Message edited by: five bellies ]
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lol
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Chesters you might be on to something there mate.
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Stick with sand tigers dropnet defanatlly the square type, if you struggle with the knots buy a galvernised o-ring from a hard ware shop and tie off to that. if you make your own try buying a replacement landing net, net.The specieman types are huge alowing for plenty of depth.
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You would be able to put a simmilar package of branded stuff together off of e bay for less.
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Emz.
LMAO ?
If it means what I belive it to mean,Number 2s will be impossible
[ 27. July 2005, 04:53 PM: Message edited by: five bellies ]
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Good fish mate
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Or share an ice cream with it.
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Did Notice,was just being polite!
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Tuggs.
Now I understand where the saying dogs breath comes from.
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Now thats a dog that looks likes it needs a 30 kilo dump.
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Dont think they have any Herps on the island mate,thats why the rodent problem is rampant,No predation.
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CC,
30 Kilos of poo, How bigs your bloody dog?
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Snotty,
Get a grip mate.
Firstly if you shoot a cat with a non FAC air rifle chances are all you will do is injure it and surely no one could condone that as a course of action if you use a FAC rifle you will be in breach of at least five fire arms offences.
Secondly as annoying as it may be as far as I am aware If a horse dumps on a public highway it is not incumbunt on the rider to clear up after it. And last but not least I dont think ive ever met anybody if honest that hasent been caught short. I bet last time you had a wee around a corner you didnt wash down after your self.just about every thing takes a dump in my garden its a bit of a pain but i dont get angst ridden over it.
[ 26. July 2005, 10:27 PM: Message edited by: five bellies ]
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I personaly Belive tha women drivers are the best.
Ok darling Ive said it now .Please... can You tell me where you have hidden my rods?
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Originally posted by Tog:
Unspeakable acts with custard, a cucumber and 'some fat bird wot was on BB'?
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That sound fun.
Please post the photos