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  1. old novice - jeff i think you will find there is nowhere at all that is free to fish as for knowledge about places try to utilise your local tackle shop and its patrons

     

    with regards the EA just another goverment tax and a jobs for the boys scheme

    ALL ABOARD THE GRAVY TRAIN

     

    my local stretch of the witham is free to fish, was told this by the guy that runs the local "get hooked on fishing".

    if you add up the cost of licence, tackle etc its far from free .... lol

  2. Speaking from experience there is a lot of unlicensed anglers out there. Majority of these anglers will have no idea about the rod licence or permit requirements. I know we all say well you should find out before going fishing. Unfortunately, the new comers to the sport might not know that you have to pay to fish your local river.

     

    I personally think all combo/beginners sets should come with information about licences and permits..

     

    im new to fishing and one problem im having is finding out were i can fish for free, were i have to pay and were i cannot fish.

    when you buy your licence the EA should send you details of your local area.

     

    jeff

  3. hi Steve, thanks think the bar maids may have changed by now .. lol

    hi Ian, thanks for that.

    looking for somewhere that is easy (ish) to fish, i only started fishing this year and my youngest lad is ok as long as he is catching, he does not care what he catches.

     

    we go to saltfleet sometimes to go on the beech (we are in lincoln), the way we go is up the coast road round the sharp bend to the right (houses on the left river on the right) at the next bend (sharp left) there is a pump house or something on the right and just after the bend there is a dirt road on the right that goes down to a small water treatment plant then goes over the bank and runs down the side of the river (past the sunken boat) and down to the car park / picnic place, is this the same place ? if it is, does it cost to fish there ( for the pike).

  4. Dear Paul,

     

    Have no doubts, my wife spent a fortune (my money by the way) at this years game fair buying ladies fishing apparel. Pink frocks apparently are out this year along the river bank.

     

    Sadly, the wife also goes in bars and yes, also drinks beer. Well lager muck. But she does buy the round when her turn comes and yes, again its my money.

     

    "Complete chauvenist" Andy? I think not. I buy my wife the very best tools available so she can do the odd jobs around the house. Have you any idea what good concrete mixers cost these days?

     

    Regards,

     

    Lee.

    the wife found this on one of her forums, its not about fishing but it does show that we could all be non sexiest if we put our minds to it.

     

    Who could blame her??

     

     

     

    Please be aware that as your wives age, it is harder for them to maintain

    the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.

     

    When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and

    there is nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

     

    My name is Dave. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife,

    Martha. When I was laid off from my consulting job and took early retirement

    in April, it became necessary for Martha to get a full-time job, both for

    extra income and for the health insurance benefits we needed.

     

    Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her

    age. I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets

    home from work, and although she knows how hungry I am, she rests an hour or

    so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to

    take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I

    generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club, so eating out is not

    reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door.

     

    She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now, it's not

    unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do

    what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that

    they won't clean themselves. I know she appreciates this, as it does seem to

    motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed. I really think my old

    business as a consultant helps a lot. Telling people what they ought to do

    is one of my strong points.

     

    Also, now that she has gotten older, she does seem to get tired so much more

    quickly. Our washer and dryer are in the basement, and sometimes she says

    she just can't make another trip down those steps. I don't make a big issue

    of this, just as long as she finishes up the laundry the next evening. I'm

    willing to overlook her shortcomings in this area. Unless I need something

    ironed to wear to the Monday lodge meeting, or to the Wednesday and Saturday

    poker club, or to Tuesday's and Thursday's bowling, I'll tell her to wait

    until the next evening to do the ironing.

     

    This gives her a little more time to do some of those odds and ends like

    shampooing the dog, vacuuming or dusting. If I had a really bad day on the

    course and it was wet and muddy, and my clubs are a mess, I let her clean

    them, you know, getting the grit off the grips and a little light Brillo on

    the club faces.

     

    Since my golf bag is heavy, I lift it out of the trunk for her. Women are

    delicate, have weak wrists and can't lift heavy stuff as good as men. But I

    had to tell her that I don't like to be wakened during my after-golf nap, so

    rather than bother me, she can put them back in the trunk when she's

    finished. Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example, she

    will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills

    during her lunch hour.

     

    But boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer

    encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days.

    That way she won't have to rush so much.

     

    I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt

    her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong

    points.

     

    When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She

    had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try

    not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big,

    cold glass of fresh squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long

    as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too, then

    take her break by my hammock. That way we can talk until I fall asleep. I

    know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Martha, but I'm

    not saying that showing this much consideration is easy.

     

    Many men will find it difficult, some will find it impossible! Nobody knows

    better than I do, how frustrating women get as they get older. However,

    guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your

    aging wife because of this letter, I will consider that writing it was well

    worthwhile.

     

    After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.

    Regards Dave

     

    Dave died suddenly Thursday, May 19th. He was found with a Calloway extra

    long 50-inch Big Bertha Golf Driver rammed up his rectum with only two

    inches of grip showing. His wife Martha was arrested, but after the jury

    read this letter, they accepted her defence that he accidentally sat on it.

     

    She was released from custody on Friday.

    :D:D

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    I think Newt means that if you are thick enough to drink,and fall in the water and drown,it's no loss to humanity.
    there is a award for this,(The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome

    by honoring those who accidentally kill themselves in really stupid ways.

    Of necessity, this honor is generally bestowed posthumously).

     

    darwinawards.com

     

    there realy are some stupid people about

  6. i knew i was going to look stupid - PAC = pike anglers club.

     

    have done searches on the net, yellow pages and directory enquiries for fishing clubs in the lincoln area with very little success.

    every time i go in the local tackle shop to get some advice and info they are always very busy and i feel guilty about taking up their time.

    does anybody have contact details for any lincoln fishing clubs ?

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    Even better still get in contact with the PAC and get a copy of their leaflet "Pike in your waters" to give to them.

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    PAC ?

    ive lived a very shelted life

  8. The very first time I went fishing was on a lake on a camp site; my son was reeling in a fish when a large fish went for the fish he was reeling in.

    Just got to thinking (does not happen very often) I fish with a light 13ft match rod on 4lb line.

     

    My question is has anybody landed a pike that has taken your catch in this way?

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