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    Home Made Burgers

    in Non-Fishing Chat

    Posted

    1lb fresh minced lamb

    1lb fresh minced pork

    1 grated onion

    2 green chilli peppers (very finely chopped)

    2 red chilli peppers (very finely chopped)

    Loads of crushed garlic

    Freshly chopped coriander

    Freshly chopped mint

    A good sprinkle of Schwartz Jamaican jerk

    A good squeeze of tomato puree

    Salt & pepper

    1 egg

    Enough flour to bind it properly

     

    Mix it all up with a bit of olive oil then leave it overnight in the fridge. Next day mix it all up again then shape your burgers.

     

    Brush them with a little olive oil then chuck them on the barbie.

     

    Cook slowly along with some good quality pitta bread, have a good salad ready, some nice dips and a good bottle of white wine and that to me is perfect.

    Allsorts

    in For Sale/Auction & Wanted

    Posted

    I know I haven't been posting here for ages, but would appreciate some advice on selling my gear. I haven't been posting elsewhere BTW, just given up fishing, (almost).

     

     

    Ebay or local paper?

     

    Job lot or split?

     

    Ta.

    H.

    Tescos loyalty card identifies ****

    in Non-Fishing Chat

    Posted

    Sorry if this has been posted...

     

    Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping

     

    This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:

     

    Dear Mrs. Murray,

     

    While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.

     

    Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our

     

    surveillance cameras:

     

    1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

     

    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

     

    3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

     

    4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.

     

    5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

     

    6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told, shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

     

    7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

     

    8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

     

    9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

     

    10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme

     

    11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

     

    12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

     

    13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

     

    And; last, but not least:

     

    14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here”.

     

    Yours

    sincerely,

     

     

     

    Charles Brown

    Store Manager

    Laptop/Notebook ?

    in Technical Help Forum

    Posted

    I didn't know the difference either.

     

    Bought the missus a 'notebook' for Xmas.

     

    Had a play about with it, then stuck it up in the loft.

     

    I've been working away since Monday and was worried sick the fog/damp might of damaged it. Seems OK though.

    Bill Oddie

    in Coarse Fishing

    Posted

    The rat with the bread in it's mouth trying to flee the duck was quality.

     

    This is interesting.Does Bill Oddie fish then?

     

    If he doesn't, he should start. He seemed to find some nice roach.

    External HD

    in Technical Help Forum

    Posted

    Thanks for all the replies. The LED flashes every now and then, but when I go to 'My computer' it is not showing it.

     

    I've had a look inside and can't see anything obviously wrong. I'll probably just get another. Realised after I posted originally I've lost all my photo's which is a real gutter.

     

    Ta,

    H.

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