[Clarkson and co]

What if a colleague refused to offer you a ciggy because you were the "wrong colour" and he meant it, would you just "laugh that off". It happened to me when I worked at Powergen in Nottingham.

I would have been pretty cheesed off but he wouldnt have enjoyed his smoke with a fat lip

[Illegals]

Heres my tale of asylum seekers .A certain Housing Officer was to meet 45 asylum seekers sent from down south off the train at Manchester 22 of them arrived where did the other buggers go ?Also some work was done for the said Housing Officer on certain properties that were for these asylum seekers .The spec for these houses were very good .When one of the houses was being finished a Lady and two blokes turned up with a 7.5 tonne wagon loaded up with everything you could think of to furnish the house beds fridge cooker right down to a dustpan and brush .Now I think a lot of time and money was wasted on this "project" this is happening all over just how much is being wasted nationally .PS the Housing Officer is my brother and I was the Joiner who was refurbishing the houses so this isnt second hand info.

[Clarkson and co]

He,s a Yorkshireman he say,s what he likes and likes what he bloody well says whats wrong with that?

[Siberian Crater Mystery - not good]

Why not frack the methane us it to dry the peat then burn the peat for fuel problem solved

[Guilty secrets.]

I used to make my own mead! dangerous stuff indeed! lol

Ha a taste of Grandads brew when I was young never again I can still feel it burning now lol

[Strange summer weather]

Quite warm in Seattle my brothers got his aircon on

[Total knobhead]

Yep that plane wasnt going to crash into Manchester the Typhoon was there to make sure of that they circled over the peak district for a bit which isnt a densely populated area

[Guilty secrets.]

My daughter has had her Camam bert in the fridge for 4 weeks so tempted to filch it but I would get hung

[£70 million..........]

thanks for that Chesters your,re my ray of sunshine in this cloudy world .

[£70 million..........]

................of your money is what it cost.

 

But what was it spent on?

was it feck all ?

[Hamas finally have Isreal on the back foot!]

I have an idea nobody sell anybody any arms/ammunition like that is going to happen too much money made from armaments for world peace to reign so why bother mudslinging who did what .Almost every country supplies some one with arms so lets get our own house in order first

[£70 million..........]

70 millions nowt to those who have to spend it

[CamelCamelCamel]

 

Even a stopped clock tells th right time twice a day. my digital alarm does not the numbers disappear

[I cannot believe it]

Lol you could,nt dream that one up could you.They probably brought them back to give them their leaving money entitlement

[up the small people]

Good on you Barry I have surveyed a lot of buildings where supposed refurbishments were being done .Some of them you just had to look through the windows to see the dangerous works being done . gave me a lot of work though.

[Looks as if the badger/bTB thing has taken a new turn.....at last!]

Anyone remember milk in plastic bags . Iwas on holiday in the late 70s in Somerset and was quite amused by it .

[So sad so so sad.]

I'm still way to angry to post anything rational about it.

Me too very sad

[It's Monday - time for the "drive to work"]

All,

 

Who can guess?

 

Many of you won't be old enough to remember this 3 day traffic jam.

 

Guess before you Google

 

 

 

 

Phone

Woodstock ? just going by the hippies attire

[A483]

Hi everyone I am towing my microlite caravan from just North of Manchester to Tenby South Wales and fancy the scenic route .Has anyone driven down the A483 and is there any hairy bends or nasty hills on it that I should be aware of?

[English weather]

Weaker magnetic fields will make no difference to the amount of infra-red energy hitting the Earth and will make no difference to the climate.

Thank feck for that then we are not buggered ,are we?.

[English weather]

Weaker magnetic fields will cause more solar radiation thus more getting to earth, more global warming, seasonal weather has already changed since i was a lad more cloud more rain but if the experts are to be believed that would reflect more radiation so no warming my theory is we are buggered

[taken from me front garden today]

Lead work needs to be dressed bonny lad.

Yeah and the soil pipe next door needs a cage on it lol

[Laurel and Hardy]

My favourite is when they are doing a boat up and Stan is sawing the mast very near his neck PMSL

[Glenda Jackson]

IDS has the second most irritating voice in Parliament (after Miliband).

And that bloke Hague his voice really grates

[Ammerica is dragging it's heals]

About time nowt like a bit o haggis now and again