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Q what do you do if a bird shits on your car

A dump her

 

Q what sexual postion produces the most ugliest children

A ask you mum

 

Q why should we stop clubbing seals

A cos they dance to close,never buy a round and there breath smells of herring

 

Q whats the fastest thing on dry land

A stevie wonders speed boat

 

Q where does arabs keep there cds

A in iraq

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