Inner peace.....

[awaaar]

Dear all

 

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all do with a little calm.

 

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

 

The article read:

 

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started".

 

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished...

 

...before leaving this morning, I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three bottles of Staropramen, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, the Valium, half a cheesecake and a box of Terry's All Gold.

 

You have no idea how bloody good I feel.

 

You must pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

 

tight lines

 

Andy

 

[ 01. August 2005, 01:09 PM: Message edited by: awaaar ]