What is True Friendship

[peterpikefisher]

Friendship among men is different from that among women, here is an example:

 

After being out all night a wife gets home in the morning and her husband asks, "Where were you last night?"

"Oh! I spent the night with my girlfriend".

The husband gets the names of 10 of his wife's best friends and calls them.

All ten say that she did not spend the night with them.

 

The following night the husband stays out the whole night and when he gets home the following morning his wife asks, "Where were you last night?"

 

He said that he spent the night at his friend's place.

The wife gets the name of 10 of her husband's best friends and calls them.

 

Seven say that he indeed spent the night there, and three said that he was still there sleeping and they didn't want to wake him for the phone 'cause he went to bed late

[blindog]

like that.

[peterpikefisher]

Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.

Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It

is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was

sponsoring a Boy Scout Troop he brought to his military base.

FEMALE REPORTER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys while they're visiting your base?

 

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, and shooting.

 

FEMALE REPORTER: Shooting! That's a bit

irresponsible, isn't it?

 

GENERAL REINWALD: Not at all, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

 

FEMALE REPORTER: Don't you admit that this is a

terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

 

GENERAL REINWALD: No we are very safety conscious and will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

 

FEMALE REPORTER: But you're equipping them to

become violent killers.

 

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

 

The radio went silent and the interview ended.