Spittin' images in Angling, know any?

[Guest RobStubbs]

My pets are all aquatic - carp (Koi & mirrors), and plenty of frogs and newts in the pond. They can all happily survive when I'm away fishing for a week or so.

 

Rob.

 

P.S. I like to think I don't look like any of them

[Guest IanG]

Hung like a newt Rob-nah it doesnt sond right to me.

 

IanG

[Guest RobStubbs]

Ian,

Not sure that hung like a frog is much better. But just worked it out, P****d as a newt rob, that's more like it

 

Rob.

[Guest Ray Walton]

Johnny Hobbs, a Willow Park, Ash, Hampshire regular is a spittin' of Mick Hucknell of Simply Red.

[Guest Wordbender]

Originally posted by IanG:

Tel- for god sake stop savaging my labrador and spit out that Montblanc.

 

IanG

 

'Ere, Gilly,

 

Remember that time when my old dog laid into your old mutt? Women, eh - what would we do without 'em?

 

You're OK, Mush, you've traded up to a sports model - but can you IMAGINE how dead I am, if Herself reads this one?

 

(Gulp)

 

Tel.

[Guest Ray Walton]

Max Cottis is a spittin' of W.W.F's 'the Undertaker'... in a'happy' mood.

[Guest Ray Walton]

Fred 'perm' Crouch (the barbel slouch) is a spittin' of......Vera Duckworth!... fag an all!

[Guest BUDGIE]

Ray stop rolling yer meat for a minute and cop this.I was just browsing through todays Carp Times when I saw a picture of you at the top of your report.It had never dawned on me before but have a shave and you would be the dead ringer of Paul Merton!

[Guest Ray Walton]

budge...ar u dat adum fafe geeza?

 

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[Guest Ian Cresswell]

Are Jan Porter and Trevor Brooking somehow related?

 

Ian.