There's a new Dick in town

[Guest Bruno Broughton]

So, now that Tone has given our Kate the bullet and appointed a new Sports Minister, has anyone got the griff on Richard Caborn? Any skeletons worth airing? Sexual deviations or mistresses willing to tell all? Dodgy offshore trusts or undeclared directorships? Has anyone from the SRSY (Socialist Republic of South Yorkshire) got any dirt on this new Dick?

 

We shouldn't shed a tear for (Kiss Me) Kate, who may well be signed up by Aerosmith any day now.

 

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Bruno

[Guest Alan Pearce]

Sorry Bruno, it's late and I may be missing the plot, but what is the problem with Richard Caborn and what is the connection with Kate and Aerosmith? I think.

 

Alan.

[Guest paul mc]

dont know of any skeltons but i am sure a few are there because all poloticians always seem to have done something sexually or for money, that they should'nt have.

Regards paul mc

[Guest Martin Salisbury]

Dare I say all you have done something sexually or for money that you shouldn't of?

[Guest Bruno Broughton]

Originally posted by Alan Pearce:

Sorry Bruno, it's late and I may be missing the plot, but what is the problem with Richard Caborn and what is the connection with Kate and Aerosmith?   I think.Alan.

 

No problems with Dickie; just wanted some ammunition for future battles.

 

Kate & Aerosmith? Compare & contrast her pic with that of Steve Tyler.

 

 

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Bruno

[Guest trent.barbeler]

Bruno,

 

What the hell is this all about?

 

What a good way to start any future IMPORTANT negotiations with the new minister on behalf of angling.

 

Perhaps I've missed the message or the plot here or perhaps its time I got out of all this political stuff if this is all it comes down to.

[Guest Graham E]

I think Bruno was just trying to liven up a potential boring topic, at least I hope so.

Regarding all doing something naughty and sexual that we shouldn't have and/or for money....I have never.....at least until I remember it next morning!

[Guest ALAN FAWCETT]

Why have some people got no sense of humor (admitidly The docs might be like mine, wierd but i thought it was funny)

 

Oh by the way Bruno i've heard a rumor that.....Dick is a (are you ready for this?) man who works in a goverment deparment!!

 

This is just a rumor you understand but it may be true!

 

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TROGG (Alan)

[Guest Newt]

Originally posted by ALAN FAWCETT:

Dick is a (are you ready for this?) man who works in a goverment deparment!!  

 

Sorry Alan - one can never use the word work to apply to anyone in government service.

[Guest ALAN FAWCETT]

Newt you're right mate!

 

Theres actually 3 words that will never go together when talking about goverment ministers and they are Hard work & Honesty!

 

 

 

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TROGG (Alan)