*alert*

[Guest scoobs11]

It has come to the attention of Microsoft that several copies of a Geordie

version of Windows 2000, otherwise known as Windaz Too Thoosand, may have

accidentally been shipped out of Newcastle.

 

If you have one of the Newcastle editions, you may need some help

understanding the commands.

You will be able to tell immediately if you have a copy of Windaz 2000 by

the egg-timer being replaced by a bottle of Brown Ale.

 

Also note:

The recycle bin is labelled - *****

Dialup network is called - Me mates

Control Panel is known as - How we fook aboot wi the settins

The hard drive is referred to as - Big disk wi aall me stuff on it

 

Other features to note:

Ok - Alreet

Cancel - Fook that

Yes - Aye

Goto - Owa there

Help - Ah cannit dee it

Personal folder/My Documents - Me *****

 

Windaz 2000 does not recognise capital letters or punctuation marks.

Applications exclusive to Windaz 2000:

Tipe Rita - a word processor

Cullarin book - a graphics package

Addin masheen - a calculator

Dole 2000 - accounting software

Porn - Internet Explorer

 

Microsoft are sending a containment team to the area but there are fears

that the version has escaped the net and will turn up on a computer near

you

when you least expect it. Take care, try not to have nightmares.

 

 

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if you can't be good

be careful

 

anmc founder member

[Guest fisherman]

Thanks for the warning pet, ya canny lad. Why Aye man.

Dave

 

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ANMC Founder Member

[Guest rabid]

And the only themes you can have are " when the boat comes in " and Gazza singin " fog on the tyne "

 

CLASSICS!!!!!!!!

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[Guest Steve Burke]

Brilliant! Our friends across the Atlantic won't know what you're on about though!

 

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Wingham Fisheries

www.anglersnet.co.uk/fisheries/wingham.htm

[Guest loonyl]

Nice one Scoobs !

 

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

 

Liam

[Guest poledark]

Yeah, and donkeyshite to you too,

 

 

 

 

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poledark ANMC

[Guest loonyl]

Originally posted by poledark:

Yeah, and donkeyshite to you too,

 

Good 'un, moron

[Guest Alan Stubbs]

Porsonully laik, I divvent give a reet boogah, but the two reel Georgie heroes have gotta be Sid the Sexist an' 'arry Enfield's character 'Boogah all munny' - 'E's that 'ard he smerks fagz 10 at a time.

 

All wuz needin' noo is Sid the Sexist an' 'is meets ta cam on roond tae 'ave a reet tap full, 'cos they canna pull nay tottie laik.

 

Tha's gorra face as oogly as a borglah's dog, Hinny, sah ya'd betta redeem yesel' by gettin' yers t**s oot fer the ladz laik.

 

Alan

 

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ANMC Founder Member

 

[This message has been edited by Alan Stubbs (edited 02 October 2001).]

[Guest Richard Harvey]

Ah Yes, Newcastle, Great Place!

Spent a short while there , Great Pubs,clubs,Beer and Oh! those 'Big Market'Girls! What good memories!!

[Guest loonyl]

Originally posted by loonyl:

Good 'un, moron

 

Yo Poledark,

 

I meant Guten Morgen

 

no fence meant,

 

none taken?

 

Cheers

Liam