stupid florida laws

[scoobs11]

State Laws:

 

- Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

 

- A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

 

- If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

 

- It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

 

- Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

 

- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

 

- It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

 

- When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

 

- You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

 

- It is considered an offense to shower naked.

 

- You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

 

- Oral sex is illegal.

 

- You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

 

- Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

 

City Laws:

 

1. Big Pine Key

 

It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.

 

2. Cape Coral

 

It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.

 

It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street. This law is limited to only those who do not own the house.

 

3. Cape Coral City

 

A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport. (Passed June 2002)

 

4. Daytona Beach

 

The molestation of trash cans is banned.

 

Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited.

 

Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn't capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.

 

5. Hialeah

 

Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.

 

6. Key West

 

Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.

 

7. Naples

 

Neon signs are prohibited.

 

8. Palm Bay

 

Persons may not tow a sled behind their bicycles.

 

9. Pensacola

 

Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.

 

It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.

 

A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.

 

10. Sanford

 

Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance results in a $100 fine.

 

11. Sarasota

 

If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.

 

You may not catch crabs

[Keith Finn]

Never knew that about the Porcupines

Keith

[cook]

Well there goes my vacation(holiday) plans

Guess I'll have to rebook my flight!