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Do not know how old you are Kaw, don`t forget the older we get the less the sleep we need. Perhaps the sar-major isn`t working you hard enough wink.gif

Wife says don`t worry about it, get up and do something, cup of tea and let nature take it`s course.

Dave

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Guest ALAN FAWCETT

Nah the best way to send a squaddie to sleep is either put him on a 12hr stag or drop 200pd of spuds in front of him n say "peel em" biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifwink.gif

 

C U soon Karl

 

 

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ALAN (the trogg) F

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I`VE had enough stag`s to last me a life time

what i need is a good 10 mile route march but i`m buggered if i`m going out in this cold

and we don`t have to peel taties anymore cos we got machines that do it now

so there nah nah nah nah nah biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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KAW

I`M 26 GOING ON 60

 

[This message has been edited by KAW (edited 06 January 2001).]

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Guest Roy Meincken

Try lying in bed, eyes shut and thinking about how you're gonna possibly stay awake.

Won't take long mate.

Good luck,

Roy

 

ps I was gonna say something about countin' sheep, but this just gets me all excited, so wouldn't try that one...

 

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Guest waterman1013

Karl

 

Seriously I used to suffer from not sleeping and it is a pain.

 

I learnt a technique which you might try.

 

Lie in bed and consciously relax one foot, then the other, then the firdt calf, then the other, then one hand, then the other, then the first forearm, then the other, then the first thigh, then the other. I never got beyond the first calf. Suddenly it would be 0630 and the alarm would be ringing. Magic!! smile.gif

 

Try it and see if it works for you.

 

Mike

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Guest Darth_codhead

In ouder how to get to sleep:-

 

1) turn off the computer

 

2)go to bed

 

3) have sex (all men fall asleep after )

 

What i do is :-

 

1) stay up till about 5.30am - 6.00am

2) get up at 8.00am - 8.30am

3) do the same the next night

and that should fix your sleep prob

i use this way it works for me

or go night fishing for two nights in a row

 

sweet dreams

Darth

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