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Safety Brief

 

Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle...especially in public.

 

From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes this story of a central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

 

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot.

 

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

 

Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.

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Guest ALAN FAWCETT

Cheers Newt

As i'm a mechanic myself i always used to wear an old pair of jeans to work in!

I don't wear underwear myself so imagine my face when i'm under a car at the side of the A449( a main road through Stafford) and the jeans tore straight across from front to back

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There was no nice young lady to tuck my wasaname away for me i just put my coat over my legs n carried on smile.gif

aahh memories ain't they wonderful?

 

 

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Tara 4 now

Alan (trogg) F

mailto:Alan.fawcett@ezeemail.netAlan.fawcett@ezeemail.net

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Guest Danny Race
Originally posted by Newt:

Safety Brief

 

Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle...especially in public.

 

From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes this story of a central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

 

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot.

 

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

 

Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.

 

I like it I like !

 

Danny

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