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[Guest Newt]

Don't say I didn't warn you.

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It's a Student nurses first day on the Maternity ward at the local hospital. Keen to impress, she goes up to the Senior nurse and presents herself and asks if there is anything she could do to help out straight away.

 

The Senior nurse, pleased with the students eagerness, passes over a little bundle and says, "this is little Johnny, he's only a few days old and he's not been well lately. Could you give him a bath while I attend to the other babies?"

 

Glad to help, the student disappears with the bundle.

 

About 30 minutes later, the Senior nurse is puzzled that the student hadn't come back yet, so goes and investigates.

 

She finds the student in bathroom with a bath half full of water, two fingers up the baby's nose, swilling the baby around it in a circular motion.

 

"What are you doing? That's not how you bath a baby!!!" screams the Senior nurse.

 

"It is when the water's this hot!!!" replies the Student.