Chris Goddard

Thank you for that Elton but whilst I do not object to paying £3 for membership I do object to paying £5 for postage?? Me-thinks there may be a glitch?? I wil cahse and report later for all concerned. Chris

Thank you for that Elton but whilst I do not object to paying £3 for membership I do object to paying £5 for postage?? Me-thinks there may be a glitch?? I wil cahse and report later for all concerned. Chris

A man walked into to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sat down, a small cat jumped up on the stool beside him. The bartender came over and asked for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turned to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too," said the ostrich. The cat said, "I'll have a half beer, but I'm not paying for it." The bartender nodded, poured the drinks and said, "That will be $6.40 please." The man reached into his pocket, not looking, and plunked down the exact change on the bar. The next day, the man, ostrich and cat came in again, and, as before, the exchange is repeated: "I'll have a beer." The ostrich said, "I'll have the same." and the cat said, "I'll have a half glass of beer, but I'm not paying for it." And, once again, the man reached into his pocket and paid with the exact change. This became quite routine, until the trio arrived at the bar unusually late one evening. "The usual?" asked the bartender. "Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch instead," said the man. "Same for me," said the ostrich. "I'll have a small scotch, but I'm not paying for it," said the cat. "That will be $14.20," said the bartender. As before, the man pulled the exact change out of his pocket and placed it on the bar without so much as a glance. The bartender couldn't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" The customer looked at him thoughtfully for a moment, then spoke quietly. "Well, several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand into my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" said the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right," the man nodded. "Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there." "One other thing sir, if you don't mind me asking, what's the story with the ostrich and the cat?" The man looked sadly into his drink, and shook his head slowly. "My second wish was for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy."

A man walked into to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sat down, a small cat jumped up on the stool beside him. The bartender came over and asked for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turned to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too," said the ostrich. The cat said, "I'll have a half beer, but I'm not paying for it." The bartender nodded, poured the drinks and said, "That will be $6.40 please." The man reached into his pocket, not looking, and plunked down the exact change on the bar. The next day, the man, ostrich and cat came in again, and, as before, the exchange is repeated: "I'll have a beer." The ostrich said, "I'll have the same." and the cat said, "I'll have a half glass of beer, but I'm not paying for it." And, once again, the man reached into his pocket and paid with the exact change. This became quite routine, until the trio arrived at the bar unusually late one evening. "The usual?" asked the bartender. "Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch instead," said the man. "Same for me," said the ostrich. "I'll have a small scotch, but I'm not paying for it," said the cat. "That will be $14.20," said the bartender. As before, the man pulled the exact change out of his pocket and placed it on the bar without so much as a glance. The bartender couldn't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" The customer looked at him thoughtfully for a moment, then spoke quietly. "Well, several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand into my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" said the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right," the man nodded. "Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there." "One other thing sir, if you don't mind me asking, what's the story with the ostrich and the cat?" The man looked sadly into his drink, and shook his head slowly. "My second wish was for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy."

What the hell!! Where do we send £3 to????? Anyone for anymore??? If It's good enough for the "names" who are in this post It's (TOO?) good for me. Chris

What the hell!! Where do we send £3 to????? Anyone for anymore??? If It's good enough for the "names" who are in this post It's (TOO?) good for me. Chris

Thanks all! Found our Mr Seal!! Just do not remember voting for him?? Funny that!! EEEEEEEEByeGumrrrrLeon!!! Lotsa stamps eh??;-) Chris

Coming in on Newts message about dead addresses. I run a little utility called POP3 scan Mailbox. It is free and I can delete any messages off of the server which are as I understand returned to the sender as If no-one existed!! I got It from www.freedownloadscenter.com where I have found several useful utilities!! Chris

Coming in on Newts message about dead addresses. I run a little utility called POP3 scan Mailbox. It is free and I can delete any messages off of the server which are as I understand returned to the sender as If no-one existed!! I got It from www.freedownloadscenter.com where I have found several useful utilities!! Chris

Thanks Chris!! Duly hoisted aboard!! Great things are happening!! Got my price list printed to-day!! Now all i've got to do is get my site up and running and put all the info on It and I'm away!!(What do you mean "Only with the fairies Elton"??) Chris

Polly I will be going to Tacklefest @ Doncaster in March (9th??) could look for you then and see If I can get one If you send me all details?? Chris

Polly I will be going to Tacklefest @ Doncaster in March (9th??) could look for you then and see If I can get one If you send me all details?? Chris

Thank you Chaps!! Your suggestions are noted and the following have been succesful!! 1. terminal-tackle.co.uk 2. feeders-r-us.co.uk 3. qualitackle.co.uk 4. fishing-bits.co.uk tackle-trader unfortunately fell at the final fence? (SHAME!!) so some other bugger's got that one!! But I do have all the names of all contributors!! and suitable recompense will be forthcoming!?! (Just as soon as I can organise my site! So It may be a while!!??) Once again THANK YOU!!!! Chris Goddard

All letters saved Leon!! Will print and send this week. Only one prob. unable to find our local MEP address?? But will ask around and find It. UNLESS!! you know differently?? Chris

Sounds like a sensible idea to me!! Would this be all disciplines?? Chris

Sounds like a sensible idea to me!! Would this be all disciplines?? Chris

Funny you should say that Alan!! No reason, just funny?!? Chris

GOT IT!!!! Cost 55p though! But still a bit of a bargain I feel? Thanx Chesters 1 for the lead(er) on this (Pun intended!!) Chris