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I find i need to say sorry if i've offended any person over the last week, I have to blame my weakness in not controlling my mouth before I think how it might offend others... I am now fully aware of the fact that i have on times been abit juvenile but this may be due to the irresponsible way that i have neglected to take my anti depress tablets which i have had to take since my divorce and i suppose i've vented my anger on those people who's comunity I want to be part of. Kayak fishing has brought me through troubled times and I now look forward to the future hey and who knows new friends like yourselves. Please except my sincere apolagies...

If you've ever fly fished then 1b for lb when caught on a fly rod this fish is probably the hardest fighting fish you've hooked into much better than bass who give up quick. If you want to know the different methods (lines etc) let me know i will be only to willing to explain....... The place is bogged down with dogs however 1 of the lads i was with hooked into something that turned the yak aroud and started to take him in the direction of devon who knows what it was??????

This man got carried away over the weekend watching us catch mackeral his head went abit...

Bet you lot are caravaners they seem another lot that don't know how to live....Hope you are better fisherjerks than your sense of humour, there's a good program on c4 tonight about fishing knots Cheers paintfly you must be one of us humans....

Jerkey trev thats why the radar thread has had the most hits and is rated 5***** funny that jerkertrev

WHER'S MY CUT FOR LETTING YOU KNOW

Cheers wonky, does the D stand for dunce and for anybody wanting an autograph a group of us will be yaking 2moro at oxwich trying out the new radar I THANK YOU

for the purposes of tax and insurance the law states a mechanically propelled vehicle used or adapted for use on a road. the meaning of road is anywhere where the public have access.... um i think the yak would therefore fall into this catagory....

The monitor is the latest tech HD ready lots of thought went into the balancing of it.The safety hat was a prob at first but with help fron lowrance a safety hat and a platform in 1 was made to fix the radar toFinally the complete monty you can enlarge the pics to see the high tech by just clicking on the pic....

trying to get foto's uploaded keeps blocking them to large how do u get them on??????

Make reference to my new topic it has answered your problem

Last week i bought a new trolley for the yak after hating those long trips up the beach when the tide was at low water. I chose the more expensive type g tug. I have now thought of an idea to make things even easier. My father had an old mountfield 4hp lawnmower. I am now in the process of dismantling the engine to attach to the trolley . I am then going to purchase another set of wheels which will enable me to drive my yak instead of having to lift it on to the roofrack... Would i need to tax and insure it.Any comments??????

was'nt this site boring until the arrival of the meister

No no joke have just been through a nasty divorce ,, wife left me she said she was fed up of me spending all my time making up new inventions.Have a massive solicitors bill to pay...Its only for that one month of the year when the tuna come off flat holmes island...then the net will be put away til next year,.....

The trawling idea is not such a funny one, we have tried this method last summer, we started with a sandeel net which worked very well between two yaks. This summer we intend to use a 100ft top surface gill net. I f you want ideas that appear silly but infact have worked get you heads around this one . last summer on a 13.5 mtr tide we were off cardiff and the tide was ripping 8 to 9 nts. we actually got one of the boys up onto his bare feet yak water sking it drew a large crowd of people on penarth pier.

if the rain stops foto's will be posted today, i'm so excited can't wait to get on the water and test it..........................

Someone new to the discussion and another mocker. Newt it 'l work but the writing will be backwards i think on the screen.Will do a foto shoot of stages and get it on here over the weekend possible 2moro, lets see then how many more are fitted.........

Ive just got an auto electrician booked for sat to do all the wiring, ive worked out what i'm using for the monitor spent all day researching on the net, the power source is a formality and i'm waiting for a reply from lowrance uk as we speak about the rad level and risk factor all in all its going good....

No, i am responsible i wear an expensive yak life vest and prior to going out i attend the nearby penarth life boat depot where they blow up my two arm bands to the required pressure. the only draw back is that after afew hours fishing you tend to loose the feeling in your finger tips with the cut off of the blood supply caused by the arm bands....

the same reason as people who consider the need for lights on a 2ft wide yak....... All you non believers will see soon when the foto,s are uploaded, thats ruined your weekend having to wait for them... Its more riveting than the long wait to find out who killed tom king on emerdale..

Orduna there is no need to get personal just because you have a small penis, this is a valid open discussion and i will soon be posting foto's of the fitting of the device , the hat may take abit longer because the needles keep bending on the lining but i'm sure i can overcome this problem..........

Crikey wot a response, in relation to the radiation a friend of mine works for the national grid he is a pylon erector they use special lined hats for health and safety regs. I am in the process of converting a "nike" baseball cap better to be safe than sorry and for those of you that keep asking what i paddle its a yellow prowler 13.

why do some people have to go that one step further???????

Cheers dan, the only other concern is the backwards cast when uptiding but i will have to suck it and see.

Cheers dan, the only other concern is the backwards cast when uptiding but i will have to suck it and see.