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as i have said to others if you are going to start camping join the camping and caravan club ,their sites book is huge ,the ones with fishing are clearly marked and offsite fishing within a mile also
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my point was
iraq gassed some people that lived in the north of their country.
we tried to gas about everybody we could in the first world war.
the ethnic cleansing in kosova.
we ethnicly cleansed tasmania ,america ethnicly cleansed the native americans
and the native inhabitants of some islands off america were removed (cant remember who they are)
bush`s remark " he`s attacked/invaded 2 countries in his reign"
america has made 250+ armed interferences in foreign countries (one under our soverenity)we have probably done the same
if saddam gets the bomb he may use it ,america dropped 2 bombs on an already defeated country (the second one for no apparent reason)
in the normandy landings the troops were instucted to take no prisoners (it may have been the battle of the bulge in the last stages of the war i cannot remember)no prisoners = execution
cuba has had a naval blockade for thirty years because they MAY have been given nukes by the reds ,america filled europe with the things.
the melting point and the sore point in the east is isreal ,a country we provided without thought to the concequenses ,israel is the key not saddam
my point is ,if we have done all this why cant they? is it a case of "do as we say not do as we do" or is it in the case of saddam "monkey see monkey do"
we are the last people to tell anyone to do anything ,all they are doing is exactly what we did
in the past ,if we stopped interfering in their affairs maybe they would concentrate on their own,
weapons of mass distruction or weapons of defence ,saddam is entitled to make the same mistakes as us
i cannot see the difference between us :confused: if we had the modern chemical nerve gasses we have now in the last war do you think we WOULDNT have used them [ 10. September 2002, 07:28 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]
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yep the normans won by default our lot had just kicked the ass of a far more dangerouse aponanant up north ,then had to rush down to deal with the normans
had they come a month earlier when we were ready french people would be speaking english (again)
and remember we were playing war before your country even existed ,your inhabitants still in the stoneage and the biggest thing is most of your lot decended from us ,yes we were kicked out (it was a long way to sail back to get refreshments) is it jealosy on your part that the american empire consists of a few scrawny islands ,even your biggest state was bought
and remember you lot arnt beyond a bit of ethnic cleansing yourself ,infact some of your weapons you use to force you ideals on the world are named after a few ethnicly cleansed peoples language ,tomahawks ,apache etc etc seems a bit strange for a country thats morals are far above us brits ,is there anything the americans can do that we havent done before
[ 10. September 2002, 12:44 AM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]
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young county councillors excepted ,maybe the leaders of the concerned countries should fight ,axes would be good ,like the good old days ,we should be able to muster 30,000 so called polititions and their councillor stooges ,should be very entertaining ,a way for the people to see them earning their inflated wages ,their recently enhanced retirement funds and bupa cover should come in handy
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"the really scary fanatics are those that have been indoctorated since birth to believe in their unquestionable god given rights (and freedoms) to do whatever they want."
your not alone loonyl i hate county councillors as well
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a red haired canadian :confused: i thought they all had axes ,checked shirts and were called jaques (even the blokes) is she a mail order bride
and as for dropping the "u" from colour its just to stop you invading them ,there pretending to be north north americans ,our colonies are usually filled with the rejects of london streets ,we let the french stay to add a continental flavour ,even canadians have to hate someone -
its healthy argument nugg ,if we all agreed with each other we would have nothing to talk about
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not very british if they live in america ,the only people to get upset at not getting complete stiffs are the hindu`s (if there were any) you have to be complete to go to their heaven (including afterbirth)us brits found a great way of upsetting them when we tamed india ,we used to tie them to to front of cannons and fire through them ,you lot dont know anything about war ,unfortunatly in this p.c. world were getting ethnic cleansing as in the case of tasmania is becoming taboo
if our leaders had exterminated the inhabitants of conquered countries we would not be in the state we are today
[ 09. September 2002, 11:41 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]
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can we just tell you you have been ripped off (even if you wern`t)as that sense of doom inside you as you curse yourself should be much more fun for us to post
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send the builder home ,zip up and carry on on fishing as normal
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better still buy two pairs of waders thigh length for the inner ones ,these should be taped to the thighs using gaffa tape the inners will keep your legs dry whilst the outers (i recondmend chest waders) will house the offending matter for several weeks ,the methane produced from the fermentation could be used to power a blow lamp for bankside painstripping or just to heat your food thus ensuring a healthy bio renewable source of power ,also in case of falling in the lake the trapped gas would act as a bio bouancy aid (unfortunatly youl be floating head down ,but a craftily sculpted jet could be made with an electric ignitor ,if you fall in ignite the jet and you will be safely rocketed back to the safety of terra fima
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all the time ,get used to them ,they are fairly harmless ,as darkness falls you should do highland dancing or reels interspersed with whirling derviser type shennanigans untill first light ,you should not encounter any more trouble
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i would insist on "hand plucking" by yourself to verify the age ,also checking that the hairs in question arn`t tampered with and free from unatural colourants ,i was once ripped off by a blond woman who insisted that the removal was done under the cover of darkness and to ensure the catching power of the intended fly was 100% it had to be in an ally way amounst foul smelling dustbins,on examining my haul in the clear of daylight realised she was an undercover common or garden mousey brown ,on insisting on a refund the following night i was acosted by a large brown chap with gold teeth and a nose dribble ,his hair was total unsuitable but on ironing i managed to tie some reasonable floaters
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oh newt you softy ,hopefully you realise i`m not anti american just anti american politics ,i have even come to revere cajuns and other strange folk from the culinary occupations of america
mind you i wouldnt eat the food ,have you noticed how many faggots you have overthere ,they cant breed so something must be responcible
[ 09. September 2002, 10:57 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]
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i may have posted this before.
a man walks into a pub with him is a mongrel dog and not a pretty specimin of canine hybridisation
after a couple of pints the man starts to brag (as some do) to the chap next door ,my dog is the brainiest in the country he says (his words sluring) he understands every word i say ,hic.go on ,i dont believe you his aponant retorts
itz strue he says
well prove it then he says
o.k what paper do you read the first asks
the sun his neighbour says
ok i`l send the dog down to the newsagent to buy the sun ,he`l pay for it and bring it back
o.k says the other prove it
right he says searching in his pocket for change ,damn he says no change only a fiver ,he puts it i n the dogs mouth ,go get the sun boy ,and off the dog trots.
ten minutes later and no sign of the dog.
o.k says the chap wheres this dog of yours ?the paper shop is just round the corner.
i dunno says the owner i`l go look for him and leaves the pub
down the road he walks and spots the dog in an ally way humping a poodle.
stop it says the horryfied man ,youve never done that before.
i`v never had a fiver before the dog retorts
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mr bush has a inherant mental condition its called "out do dad" his old man was a war mongerer as well
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if the pond isnt frozen its fishable (if you dont mind your rod rings icing up) rivers are always fishable except when there away visiting fields and town high streets
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you mean councillors are elected :confused: ours act like they are 1 step below god and its their god given right to put up council tax ,award themselves 75% rises and act like pharoes ,hang em all
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havent a clue what the pellets are ,when i used to use them they were just trout pellets ,to make a paste grind some up in a coffee grinder ,add eggs and flavouring to taste ,if its a bit runny put more pellets in ,if you want to use it for long distance carping then put a bit of crust on the hook and mold the paste around it ,no need to boil or cook in any way :confused:
mind you that was in the early 70`s when they were popular :cool:
[ 09. September 2002, 10:28 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]
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overclockers do have problems but they make excedingly good fans
seems a shame to hide them away in the pc -
as they say never act with kids or animals ,or in your case anyone
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thats funny the gudgeon trebuchet was the primary weapon at the battle of stamford bridge :confused: perhaps polution wiped the ammo out hence making it obselete
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i`m in love
if your ever sea fishing in the farnham area pop in 
[ 09. September 2002, 10:07 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]
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not as funny as the crotch hairs post
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