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  1. ive tried to pick the ones with most facilities (good if youve got kids but most need pre booking)

    GARSTANG nr preston onsite fishing (most parks have fishing around the area within i mile but it never mentions what it is ) mrs robinson 01524 791242

    GARSTANG smaller site nr canal mrs wilding 01995606200

    LANCASTER (bay horse) small site less facilities mr birkin 01524792093

    AMBLESIDE WINDERMERE 015394 43937 or01527781918

    AMBLESIDE http://www.skelwith.com

    PENRITH 01768 863 631

    loads more ANYONE considering camping SHOULD join the camping and caravan club ,some sites will give discounts the site book is marvelouse and if your camper is over 18ft you can join the rac at a special rate ordinary rac/aa membership does not cover transport of vehicles over 18ft

    what camper have you got?

    remember these facts come from last years book

  2. never read it ,the local "seller" spends all his time under a pink blanket (why are they always pink) with a dog (canine ) so i dont encourage him .and a statement from surrey concerning camera`s was that they wouldnt be painted so the income is still assured :D

  3. pick a spot on the map and i`l work outwards (the book is set out strangly ,not geographicly but the adjoining page might be 20 odd pages away from the other overlapping one )a town is easier to find than a region

  4. how can they be that precise ,its seventeen years away ,last year we had one pass between us and the moon hardly a word said, its just another "frightener" to get more funds thus ensuring that the people have work for atleast 17 years ,the tell tale word is "could" also "may" also "might" well known phrases used by researchers to get money ,i dont believe a word of it ,if it does hit then you could say i told you so ,if not the researchers will find another "may" to get funds

  5. i was attacked by a HUGE vicious stickleback once ,that was red and it had a nest ,coincidence or what ,except it wasnt in asia it was in a fish tank ...but it didnt crawl the earth it jumped out the tank and the kids flushed it down the bog ,but it might have mutated in the sewer ,or am i just talking crap :D

  6. are there any strange men there that dribble strange white goopy stuff from their mouths whilst speaking (no not THAT type of man ) if there is its a sure sign that dave DID design it :D or is that a different product placement film?

     

    [ 23 July 2002, 11:45 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

  7. i cannot fathom the program ,it looks like he`s trying to do a "good life" type existance yet splurges most of his food on binges with half the county ,and where do the animals come from they dont grow on trees :confused: hope he saved enough for a license

  8. seems a little bit of confusion in the first 2 links ,the first one says that they even attack humans (with the little fish) and the second says there harmless :confused: do they mellow out with age (the chap holding the big one isnt wearing chain gloves etc) or is there a vicious red stripey one and a chilled out black stripey one :D perhaps instead of shooting carp the hunters could have a go at snakeheads :D or do you think the fish are too mean

     

    [ 23 July 2002, 11:36 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

  9. i saw a program about some american "hard as nails" "son of a gun" type hunters ,to get their kicks they fired their arrows at vicious man eating attack on sight....... TETHERED SHEEP what fun they had all those hard injun fighters and world savers ,the sight of a sheep with several arrows through it standing there bleating woefully turned my stomach ,if they want to show how hard they are throw away the weapons and try a bit of wild grizzley wrestling ,it might dawn on them that not all animals are vicious rabid sheep :mad: and the bears certainly wouldnt be phased by bud swilling sub humans

     

    [ 23 July 2002, 10:57 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

  10. most of the lakes round here were dug for just that purpose big frensham /little frensham and a few smaller ones ,the cistercian abbey also built most of the bridges we still use today not bad for 12th century monks

    and the ponds still contain carp ,but not the same ones i suspect

    bridge.jpg

    the buildings are not 12th cent i hasten to add ,except maybe ye post office :D

  11. lyn my youngest is 24 so probably leaving as yours started ,ooh estate manager i need a job like that over here mind you theres only a couple of council owned ones left ,the rest contain bmw`s :D

  12. yes it is a bit stupid :D get a name of the patch and post it on here or find the nearest tackle shop to it and ask them ,i think the old term is poaching you may be lucky and its a day ticket water if not then someone owns it or its a club water :)

  13. mr and mrs onion and their son oliver were walking down the road ,suddenly oliver started playing up (as they do) in a sudden move he dashed between 2 parked cars ,screeeeech crunch ,little oliver had been hit ,he was rushed by ambulance to hospital.

    several hours later the pacing parents were approached by a suited gentleman who introduced himself to them as the consultant ,"i have some bad news" he said ,the onion couple were agast "what is it "they sob!" well" says the consultant "olivers injuries were very severe ,there wasn`t much we could do , i`m afraid olivers going to be a VEGETABLE for the rest of his life" :D

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