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  1. sorry nugg if anything hits me from behind its their fault and also tailgating is not only dangerouse its stupid i can stop my car faster than a truck so what chance has a trucker stuck up my arse :D and i have been a trucker in the past driving a mixer so i do know its mostly the foreigh trucks the british ones as you say are a small problem and if two trucks can only reach 56 mph why do they TRY to overtake?

    and why didnt the auto cencor thing NOT see that rude word?

     

    [ 08 July 2002, 09:05 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

  2. too slow ,if there sitting there at 70 THEIR going to fast :D soon as they get to a hill they fall back ,go down hill then you look in the mirror their back so if youve kept up a steady 70 what speed have they gone to catch you? the worst offenders are those large red lorries from brussels? ,i was cursing a caravan on the A35 yesterday ,how he saw behind him i have no idea ,the curtain on the back window was closed and he didnt have extended wing mirrors ,but it was misguided on a sharp bend infront of him was the flatcap and blue slacks man (elderly) totally oblivious to the que behind him ,he was going between 35 and 45 and even slowed down on the hills and he used his brakes on the corners ,the caravan couldnt overtake him because of approaching traffic

    this old codger held us up from the frightening highcliff turnoff untill the motorway :mad:

  3. we had one at the UNI (some bright spark from aboves idea) besides an extremly boring lecture from a couple of yanks (if it works that good why arn`t they employed in their own country for higher wages :confused: ) one thing involved a ring of people with one in the middle who "fell" and was saved by the others who pushed them upright again ,unfortunatly i sidestepped as he aproached me :D and he fell on the ground ,i was asked why i had did it ,but the answer never trust anyone was taken to be "anti" group bonding .i said i dont work in a group and left ,bloody rubbish ,may work for weak willed yanks but not here :D ,maybe the reason i no longer work there as they couldnt fault my work :D:D

    i dont think it could be used as an excuse to sack you but "other" made up reasons could ,if they want you out your on your way :mad:

     

    [ 08 July 2002, 07:32 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

  4. 16? ok get as many a levels as you can ,go to uni for as long as it takes to become a lawyer or top banker (or politician) put all available funds into offshore accounts or swiss banks ,become head of huge conglomerate (continue hiding funds) become a non executive director of many other companies ,award yourself huge pay rises and share packages retire at 50 with huge golden handshake (or get sacked with the same result) buy nice house with lake then employ me as gardener (quick as poss please) as for the scales keep you eye out at carboots for scales ,weigh the fish subtract the weight of net ,good luck

  5. our old next door neighbours having to sell up (matrimonial seperation) has a small stretch of river the price £1.6 mil

    our old rented house has been sold again for £450,000

    no river but position position position thats just for the land there is planing granted to pull it down for a rebuild

  6. i bought one on the spur of the moment years ago (to relive youth etc) the thing infected the house with woodworm (SHOULD have looked closer) after a year it was half the weight as all the inside of the whicker (or cane/reed :confused: )was hollow due to the burrowing antics of the little darlings :mad:

  7. i dont realy like any of them ,you buy them on a spur of the moment thing and regret it ,if you wear it more than twice people think you havent washed it ,i hate anything with trademarks ,logo`s ,destinations,and universities etc you pay over the odds for them then advertise them for free (small sharks excluded and maybe crocs) :) (bought in second handshops ofcourse)

  8. i too hate lorry drivers that think that they can overtake another (unless their having a chat that is)

    and carry on mile after mile side by side ,another hate is lorries that as soon as they reach a downhill bit think its their right to sit on your bumper ,i generally start to slow down very slowly letting them go through the gears abit then pull away :D

    and ofcourse middle lane drivers of any vehicle :mad: :mad:

  9. having done that last year :D a few tips :

    join the camping and caravan club you will get a huge free book with all the info you need if your camper is over 18feet long then the rac and aa wont be able to transport it anywere (look in the rules) use the number in the c&c book to get a special rac deal that WILL transport your van in case of breakdown :)

    a couple are (book early) peterborough (lots of onsite lakes "not suitable for kids" )01778 560607 mrs wyman

    and spalding (little holland drain) * not suitable for under 12`s 01406 540435 mr smith

    these are taken from last years book there are hundreds more

    if he can give me a more detailed destination then i`l look :) as your kids are older than 12 then they may be welcome ,other animals may not be ask ,

    remember these are from last years book the sites may have changed :)

     

    [ 08 July 2002, 06:25 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

  10. 21 even worse ,lock em up early let em out late ,when i was err "visiting" there was an asian on the wing that had got 3 weeks (yes 3 ,even in the early 70`s there was stupid judges) for rape (the screws let us know ALL the details ) he got 3 weeks because he couldnt speak english and may have not known the english word NO ,boy did this beast suffer ,one thing about prison soup was besides it tasted awfull it was so hot it could take the skin off your hands AND IT DID EVERY SINGLE DAY the screws "accidently" looked the other way ,being a cleaner i could administer the soup personally ,the other servers too had their accidents in our veiw justice was served :D

  11. it always amuses me the age of man ,if you try to get a childs fare on a train then you become fully grown at about 12 and if you kill someone you become fully grown at 18 only then can you go to a real prison i think a reversal of the ages seems more applicable :)

  12. it makes me laugh at the clammer for "affordable housing" if your getting less than 10k a year (and lots of jobs here are for that or less) NO housing is affordable ,and the housing for nescessary people such as nurses ,the nurses home at our local hospital is empty and ramshckle and has been for ten years its all balony ,look at all the wasted flats above shops empty most of them ,give them a grant to provide access and refurbish them ,it will cost a fraction of building new homes :mad:

  13. if it is afghans then their acting as they have been brought up ,violence rules ,exterminate the enemy ,wait for the allies to leave then civil war ,nmay the best tribe win :D exactly the same attitude exists in dover and some parts of folkestone ,they are a total no-go area FOR THE POLICE

     

    [ 06 July 2002, 08:04 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

  14. we should get rid of our fridges ,cars and tyres this way ,millions of reefs of going out just under the surface for about 3 miles ,should deter trawlers from stripping all life from our shores :D

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