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  1. i once worked for an american film producer on the forth of july i cut his lawn with double width lines ,i said to the above" i have done the stars and stripes to remind you of home " " i can see the stripes but where are the stars " he said peering intently at the lawn , "they come out at night" the cheeky gardener replied :D he was the only jewish/buddist bloke i ever met :D:D

    when he moved back to the usa he had a huge container delivered for his stuff ,one of the chaps loading it came up to me and asked where he could pour the full contents of a jerry can containing petrol ,in the landy i replied :D a bit like taking coals to newcastle ,i think mr levi`s upbringing was showing :D

     

    [ 05 July 2002, 07:47 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

  2. i expect a lot have and unlawfully issued other documents as well , a chap in the passport office was caught doing that very thing ,how many others are at it and for how long

  3. i see the chap that tried to kill that beatle chappie is out after 19months ,want a reduced sentence plead madness ,maybe its us that are mad putting up with this bullshine :mad: a little known fact is one of the queens relations (bowes-lion?) was put in a loonie bin when she was a child and never released ,seems a bit strange in this time of equality that our loons arn`t given the same treatment

     

    [ 05 July 2002, 07:24 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

  4. and it can be hereditory jim :( keep your eyes open for the signs, reminds me our doc said "mr granger have you had any black stools " my reply was "no but we had some red ones in the sixties :D " i feel sorry for my kids my mum died of bowel cancer ,the father in law did too and died at the age of 42 ,if there is a god he`s a very cruel one :mad:

  5. here is a copy of an email sent to the broadcasting standards commitee :)

    hi , just saw the bbc has got the rights to itv`s digital terrestial service ,i have a box but cannot recieve any digital signals (the box came with us on moving) in this area (tilford ,gu10 2ab) ,i think that if others can recieve 24+ channels FREE + bbc1 and 2 then i should only pay a 13th of the cost of the licence ,in the name of fairness,thanks dave granger

    we shall see what the answer is :D i suspect though it will fall on deaf ears :(

    anyone know the director generals e`mail address :D

  6. take what you want ,but the fish will only take what you havent got ,trick them by watching what there being caught on and whip down the local shop for it before they change their minds

  7. most of them seem to use outlook to activate ,i dont use it so if a virus turns up it seems confused and windows asks me where i want to "save" the file,nortons tells me the file is containing a virus ,i delete it :)

  8. when my mum was in the latter stages of bowel cancer she was issued with a morphine pump (a tall electronic device connected to a vein) when the pain was intolerable she could use it a set number of times a day ,it was impossible to overdose with it ,the container was tamperproof ,although pressing the button several times after the limit was reached that was it ,the women died in agony :mad: IF IT WAS POSSIBLE TO KILL BY OVERDOSE ,I WOULD HAVE CERTAINLY HAVE DONE IT and probably many others with loved ones in this state would have as well :mad: ,when they say they can provide a painless end they are lying ,she used to scream for us to end the pain ,unfortunatly we couldnt

  9. i 50% miss it ,the boat was ideal when in was moored in pompy harbour ,we spent 3 days moored at nab one trip :) (very long amusing story) ,we also used to tie up to the turn bouyes in cowes week (arnt sailing skippers rude) 3 or 4 years out almost every weekend (bugger the weather) never drowned once ,all went west though when harbour put up mooring fees up by 250% :mad: ,good and bad times :D

  10. if you dont want people to see the inf on a magnetic strip then run a magnet down it ,simple (might confuse bank machines though)

     

    [ 03 July 2002, 10:17 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

  11. saw a clip of the american pop idol (on us tv tonite) our mr cowell? (the one that was truthfull in the uk version) every time he said that the contestant was crap (and boy they were) p.abdul said he was being anti american and even the tub o lard co host was going to lay him out ,typical :mad: just like americans if they dont like what you say then only brutality will shut you up ,good for you limey tell the truth dont give in to the american way ,land of the free it aint :) oh and dont go to any afghani weddings :D

  12. i think there was a post on this err subject in an earlier time

    how do they know "who" you are when they issue the card :confused: do you have to produce your passport (i dont have one) think what you have to produce to get a passport a driving license etc :confused: or to get a driving licence do you produce a passport etc :confused: both are easily forged ,even if they fingerprint everyone in the country to put on the cards ,what proof do they have you ARE you ,lots of cases of false papers issued on stolen or dead peoples birth certificates .so what is the base line ,certainly not any papers or id we have now :mad: if smart cards are cloned now they certainly WILL be in the future

     

    [ 03 July 2002, 10:15 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

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