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  1. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".

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  2. 2 hours ago, chesters1 said:

    Where am i complaining ? My only complaint is it wasnt no deal so my vote was complete .

    As to the deal we have blame remainers and a weak government not i

    I'd rather it was no deal too mate. I like to see you all really fecking suffer.

  3. 5 minutes ago, chesters1 said:

    My brexit is fine thanks ,my expectations were very limited and totally fulfilled .

    What other peoples expectations were i dont know nor care about

    Then you have naff all to complain about? Why are you here?

  4. 6 minutes ago, chesters1 said:

    Shall we do a poll to ask if anyone actually watches videos on here? ,i dont ,some may?

    Its pretty obvious they will only ever have a remain bias so pointless looking for unbiased opinion

    You could do your own YouTube video extolling the tangible benefits of Brexit. It should not take too long.

  5. So explain to us. What does out mean to you? Let's define terms.

    Like all religions every true believer has his own version. Every Christian has his own version of Jesus and every Leaver has his own reason for leaving or are you claiming that every Leaver left for the reason that you did?

  6. 1 hour ago, chesters1 said:

    No brexit wasnt bad this deal is! People wanted a deal they got one! People must be mad to deal with these people even you must see how they treat peop!e that try to stand up to them ,better out and starve than lie with these animals

    I hope you do fecking starve. If I had an imaginary friend I'd pray for it.

  7. 1 hour ago, chesters1 said:

    We never had a deal we had a ruler ,what other deal forces you to obey other peoples dictats ,do the americans have to except EU citizens without questions and hand over their fishing rights?

    This freetrade deal cost more than the billions we pumped into a third parties coffers

    People should be rewarded showing what they are like now they are already trying to screw us over with NI

    If the EU want a border in NI let THEM run it and watch what happens!

    All the EU is is a middle man all we did was pay them the tarrifs that would have been levied to individual countries to a scrounging set of thugs that are just the mafia in disguise but more ruthless

    They made the deals ,they decided who with ,they decided the tarrifs ,they demanded money ,sounds like Al Capone to me

    That is just your opinion, pal

  8. 4 hours ago, chesters1 said:

    He wouldnt have read 1240 odd pages of highly legal stuff ,his "advisors" and legal staff would have ,if they had a remain bias anything would be good ,if brexit biased nothing would be good so doris will never get a fair version of the documents true meanings .

    In the clamour to get a deal (any deal everyone screamed) he would have nust shrugged and signed it knowing full well whatever he did wouldnt suit everyone except the EU its their deal not ours!

    People demanded a deal they got a bad one, blame themselves and get on with it.

    We had a perfectly good deal that f@ckwits voted to f@ck up. I believe there is a way to find out who voted what in our election system. It should be used to calculate a super tax or reduction in benefits so that those that voted for this cr@p should shoulder the financial burden.

  9. 18 minutes ago, corydoras said:

    Why don't you tell him that yourself? Tell us what kind of response you get.


    12 minutes ago, leedafeeder said:

    It clearly needs sorting.

    We can put our faith in the Conservative Party to do so. 😠

    I don't have faith in any of them. This is my opinion of politics.


  10. 44 minutes ago, leedafeeder said:

    If times are hard, he could sell those wood pallets behind him?


    Why don't you tell him that yourself? Tell us what kind of response you get.


    Telephone/Fax: +44 (0) 1308 422201
    Email: sales@samwaysfish.com

  11. 2 hours ago, chesters1 said:

    Just been listening to julian bream and theres squeaks, not many because his hand isnt flying up and down the frets but definately squeaks ,nothing wrong with my hearing either especially on these headphones!

    The best of them make squeaks. It is still a fault.

  12. 2 hours ago, chesters1 said:

    I think you know what i mean lol

    Your right i should have said electronicaly produced rather than the usual wind strings and percussion,your not going to get its sounds out of a standard musical instrument ,well not all at once!

    My biggest hate of guitars especially non electric is the sound of the fingers sliding up and down the strings ,couldnt they oil them or put talc on them !

    Now ofcourse physical instruments dont even have to be used its at your fingertips on a pc

    But this piano is eyecatching (off he goes to find it) so they have a use ,no wakeman cloak to make keyboard players stand out here!



    The squeaks when someone slides their left hand up and down the neck of the guitar are caused by bad players. It is a fault of the player not the instrument. My ex has played classical guitar since she was six. To learn Asturias she had to practice between 1/2 to 1 hour a day for six months.

    I am not musical, apart from I like listening. My daughter plays vi9olin and flute, my son guitar and trumpet and their half brother plays trombone. Both my wife and my son are kind of semi-pro. They get paid for playing.

  13. 1 hour ago, Phone said:


    She is one of the earliest African-American film stars to be nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actress


    I thought she was the first? She also married one of the Nicholas brothers and he gave her a bit of a rough time.

  14. 1 hour ago, chesters1 said:

    Kneed bread? Are you a Mennonite! Bugger that my machine does all that ,i may roll but not kneed

    As to work tops in my case we got what we were given with a choice of colour (none i liked but i didnt pay) my sister has real marble ,shes cracked it dropping a kettle and it scratches! As does stainless!

    I gets scratched. I would not care.

  15. 10 hours ago, Phone said:


    "I'd have a Samsung stainless steel job". All new appliances including washer dryer telly -  all top of the line Samsung

    I would pay BIG money to know how to use 75% of the features.


    EDIT: Cory, all but the tv is stainless - when I'm in the kitchen I feel like a whore in church


    I've never felt a whore in church. If I could I would have stainless worktops too. Really easy to sterilise and champion for rolling and kneading dough on.

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