steve duffy

I bought this jacket in 1980 and for some reason lost in the mists of time,never got round to wearing it.I have transported it through 3 house moves,but enough is enough,it has to go.It is size L,and is in immaculate condition having never been worn.It has numbers on the back of the buttons which apparently means something to the denimheads out there.I will let it go for £50 plus P&P.A real bargain for true denim lovers. If you are interested PM me and I will send pics to your e-mail address.

I have'nt laughed so much since my granny caught her tits in the mangle.

A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg. His friend says, "My feet are cold mate. Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please mate." The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate's gorgeous twin 19 year old daughters. "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you." The first daughter says, "That's not true." He says, "I'll prove it." He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?" His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them."

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note: "I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove". "These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really good". "I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again". "When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing". "Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love". "P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."

Up here on the Wirral,most people pump both blowlug and black sueylug.During the summer months I pump more than I need and salt down the excess for use during the winter when pumping becomes hard. http://wsfsouth.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=3760 {2008 Editor's Note: to view lugworms for sale, please click here}

Has anybody got an old eko 12 string guitar knocking about in the loft or cellar that they want to get rid of?

I work in the lab at a local paper mill.I do two 12 hour days and two 12 hour nights and then have 6 days off.When I come home off nights I have a couple of glasses of wine and get into bed for 7am.I sleep till 2-30 to 3pm,then get up and get ready for work.Some people think its odd to have a drink before bed,but most of my shift think its odd not to.