The difference

[Jeff S]

The difference between "guts" and" balls"

 

 

 

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

 

assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:" Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

 

 

 

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

[Zigs]

ave to try both of them