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MDs and VDs


Jeff S

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An American tourist goes on a trip to China...

 

While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.

 

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple pots...

 

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

 

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results...

 

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD... It's very rare and almost unheard of here... We know very little about it. "

 

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc."...

 

The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there is no known cure, we're going to have to amputate your penis"...

 

The man screams in horror... "Absolutely not!... I want a second opinion."...

 

The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice... Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice. "

 

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor... figuring that he'll know more about the disease...

 

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: " Ah yes, Mongolian VD... Vely lare disease." The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"

 

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:

"Stupid Amelican docta, always want to cut, cut, cut! Make more money, that way... no need to opelate! "

 

"Oh, Thank God!" the man replies... "Yes," says the Chinese doctor," You no worry! Save money... You wait two weeks... it fall off by itself!

Jeff

 

Piscator non solum piscatur.

 

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