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T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

 

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F".

 

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T". She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F", more slowly.

 

He again answered, "S-H-I-T".

 

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F".

 

The man smiled back at her and once again replied, "S-H-I-T".

 

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "T-G-I-F means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday'. Get it, duhhh?"

 

The man answered, "S-H-I-T means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'"

Jeff

 

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Just posted that up on another website, mainly occupied by blondes

 

Guess I'm gonne get some comeback from Emma and Karen for that one. Wouldn't like to be in my shoes now :rolleyes:

John S

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Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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