Cowboy & Indian

[Gillies]

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a conversation.

 

Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

 

Dog: "Doin' alright."

 

Indian: Look of shock.

 

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

 

Dog: "Yep"

 

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

 

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

 

Indian: Look of total disbelief.

 

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

 

Indian: "Horse no talk."

 

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

 

Horse: "Cool."

 

Indian: Extreme look of shock.

 

Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Indian.

 

Horse: "Yes sir"

 

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

 

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

 

Indian: Total look of utter amazement.

 

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

 

Indian: "Sheep liar."

[Norfolkdan]

Took a second, but got it in the end

[DavyR]

So did the sheep, apparently...

[five bellies]

LOl

[Andy_1984]

hehehe