Chavtastic

[FearTheHands]

1. What do you call a chav in a box?

Innit.

 

2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted

 

3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.

 

4. What do you call an Eskimo chav?

Innuinnit.

 

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs!

 

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

 

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try

not to hit him?

It might be your bike.

 

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

 

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

What you lookin' at?"

 

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

Paint 2 white stripes on the sides.

 

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

The police

 

12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

A liar.

 

13. What do you say to a chav with a job?

Can I have a big mac please

 

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?

Will the defendant please stand

 

15. What do u call a knife in chaville?

Exhibit A

 

16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?

A Nova seats 4

 

17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?

Granny.

 

18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, they'll screw anything!

 

19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?

A start.

 

20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?

None, "That's some uvver geezers job innit."

 

21. Why did the chav take a shower?

He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash

 

22. Why did the Chav cross the road?

To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

 

23. What do you call a Chav at college?

The cleaner.

[n4lly]

The must have CHAV christmas present,

predicted for 2005...

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[Slashley]

"How many children?" asks the council worker.

"10", replies the girl.

"10", says the council worker."What are their names?"

"Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne and Wayne".

"Doesn't that get confusing?"

"Naah",says the girl, "it's great cos if they are out playing in the street, I just have to shout Waayne, yer dinners ready or Waayne go to bed now and they all do it".

"What if you want to speak to one individully?" says the perturbed council worker.

"That's easy," says the girl, "I just use their surnames."