FAO Madmax

[Guest Ferret1959]

Here ya go, a free lottery win for you.

I have just received it and though as you can't do the Lotto out your way you could claim this one.

 

 

DIAMOND LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL

Ref. Number: 462/971/115

Batch Number: 221477599-AQ31

Sir/Madam,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners

International programs held on the 28th June, 2004. Your e-mail address

attached to ticket number 887622334902-4872 with serial Number 1005-366 drew

lucky numbers 2-16-19-27-34-41 which consequently won in the 3rd category, you

have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$450,000 (Four

Hundred and Fifty Thousand) CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to some numbers and names,

we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until you file for

your claim.. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming

and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from

over 15,000 companies and 20,000,000 individual e-mail addresses and names

from all over the World. This promotional program takes place every year. This

lottery was promoted and sponsored by some eminent personalities who do not

wish to declare their identity for security reasons.

To file for your claim, please contact our fiducial Agent:

Mr. James Peters

Email: dtrustagency@netscape.net

Remember, all winning must be filed not later than 2nd August,2004 or when

authentic proof is given for the delay of filing. Please note in order to

avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference

number and batch numbers in all correspondence.

Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon

as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you

for being a Winner in our promotional program.

 

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 years is automatically disqualified.

 

Sincerely yours,

Mrs. Jane Fish,

Lottery Coordinator.

 

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[madmax]

bl uddy ell Dave!

 

are you sure you want me to have it, buddy.

your a real mate, aren't you!

 

hang on a bit, I'm not that gullible, you want me to claim it, so's I'll have to pay all the bl uddy income Tax on it, DON'T YOU!

 

give it to blue, he's really good at diddlelywinks.

then he can share it with us both.

[bluezulu]

you leave me out of your threads mad man!

i end up getting told off!

[madmax]

bluuue moon, you got me standing alone.

stop sulking you granny.

[kendo]

someone give me sweets :mad: :mad:

[Guest Ferret1959]

madmax:

bl uddy ell Dave!

 

are you sure you want me to have it, buddy.

your a real mate, aren't you!    

[madmax]

while that's true to a degree Dave, and I have never paid tax my self. (being an invalid)

lots of money, brings on the wolves.

 

by the way, a loaf of bread over here cost £1.15p

and a litre of milk about a £1.

that's just two of the essentials, the real cost of living over here while bringing up a family is about 10 times that of England.

I know where I'd rather live, but the wife wouldn't move to there. (30 years ago, Alaska.)

 

Tax haven Eh Dave!

only for the really rich mate, and I'm talking really rich. billions!

 

stop sulking blue..