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A little boy from Edinburgh had gone to Rome on holiday with his family hoping to see the Pope. Anyway, a couple of days after they'd arrived the Pope was doing a tour of the city in his Pope mobile. The little lad was a bit worried that the Pope wouldn't be able to pick him out in the crowd, so his Mum said "Don't worry, the Pope is a footy fan, so wear your Hearts jumper and he's bound to pick you out and talk to you."

 

So, they're in the crowd, but the Pope mobile drives past them, and stops a bit further down the street where John Paul gets out and speaks to a little boy in a Hibernian jumper. The lad is distraught and starts crying. His Mum says "Don't worry, the Pope's driving around tomorrow as well, so we'll get you a Hibernian jumper and then he's bound to see you."

 

The next day arrives, and the boy's got on his new Hibs jumper. The Pope mobile stops right by him, John Paul gets out, bends down and says to the lad "I thought I told you to f*ck off yesterday!"

Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh.

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