Modern Day Gallows Philosophy....

[Paul_D]

Some hints & tips on life & how to live it........................

 

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me as the path is too narrow. In fact just **** off and leave me alone!

2. The Journey on foot of a hundred miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.........

3. Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced you can't be promoted.

4. Sex is like air, Its not important unless you aren't getting any.

5. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else............

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares whether you are alive or dead, try missing you're round at the pub!

8. Before you scorn an enemy, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you hurl abuse at them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.............

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

12. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

13. If you're scrupulously honest in all you do, don't even think of playing for Man United!

14. If you lend a Leeds fan £20 and never see them again it was probably worth the money!

 

Courtesy of the Bradford city gent fanzine.

Made me chuckle anyway.

[Newt]

Wise words I think.

[scoobs11]

can i borrow £20 paul