Christmas Spirit

[Paul_D]

Seeing it's Christmas

 

 

FDA's ALCOHOL WARNING LABELS

 

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor

manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following

warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol

containers:

 

_____ WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell

happened to your bra and panties.

 

_____ WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when

you are not.

 

_____ WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a idiot.

 

_____ WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and

over again that you love them.

 

_____ WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

 

_____ WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are

really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

 

_____ WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically

converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

 

____ WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug

burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

 

_____ WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are

tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

 

_____ WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing

WITH you.

 

_____ WARNING:

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

 

_____ WARNING:

The crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.

[Newt]

LOL. Excellent.

 

Elton, could we get

_____ WARNING:

The crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.

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